1111isComingPrepareForZombieApocalypse

You enter the building.

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The floor and walls are stained with splashes of dried blood. The doors to the street have been secured.

There is a group of ten zombies here. You recognise Windfall and BigIron amongst them.

There is a dead body here.

You spray 1111isComingPrepareForZombieApocalypse here. Your spraycan hisses and runs out.

You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.You fire at Windfall and miss.You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 48 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 40 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.You fire at Windfall and miss.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.

You reload your shotgun.You reload your shotgun.

You attack the zombie and miss.You attack the zombie and miss.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 38 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.You clear a body out of the building.

You say "The Awakened One said: A Bhikshu (mendicant) who delights in earnestness, who looks with fear on thoughtlessness, moves about like fire, burning all his fetters, small or large."

You say "All you zombies, you are hereby evicted in the name of 1111 and ENVY. Get thee hence thou foul beings! Julie General will be back in human hands by nightfall!"

Since your last turn:

• sohofalco8 killed a zombie with a pistol. (41 seconds ago) ...and another. (17 seconds ago)

You clear a body out of the building.You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

• Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago)

You say "hahaha! Yeah 1111 is exterminatin' 'em!!! Keep shootin boyx, we're cleaning up this goddam town! "

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.

Since your last turn:

• Capt Rick Grimes said "For the glory!!!! Gobuick, we can't repair or cade until these vermin have been cleaned up." (1 second ago)

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Since your last turn:

• gobuick killed a zombie with a pistol. (4 seconds ago)

You reload your shotgun.You reload your pistol.You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

• Morgana Flynn healed you for 10 HP. (45 seconds ago)
• 27.77 MHz: "1111 to Julie General! Killed 7 zombies so far!" (12 seconds ago)

Since your last turn:

• monsternx650k killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 seconds ago)

You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

• monsternx650k killed a zombie with a pistol. (10 seconds ago)