Tuesday, September 30, 2008

you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck....

You are standing outside the Butson Arms, a tall metal-and-glass building with boarded-up windows. Lights are on inside. There is a lone zombie here. It's vatgrownmeat.

There are four dead bodies here. You recognise Taronkov, BLOB 99 and Officer Kiddle amongst them.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. vatgrownmeat's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

The zombie grabbed hold of you!

You are standing outside the Butson Arms, a tall metal-and-glass building with boarded-up windows. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter. Lights are on inside. There are two dead bodies here. You recognise Officer Kiddle.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 27 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • FlatEarthSki killed a zombie. (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Monday, September 29, 2008

Revivification only works on the walking dead....

You are standing outside the Butson Arms, a tall metal-and-glass building with boarded-up windows. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Lights are on inside.

There is a dead body here. It's Officer Kiddle.

Revivification only works on the walking dead.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

vatgrownmeat to the rescue..

You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. The building has been loosely barricaded. Also here is vatgrownmeat (50HP).

There are two zombies here. There are three dead bodies here. You recognise Capt Rick Grimes.


You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

vatgrownmeat killed Zombie Steeeve. (22 seconds ago)

There are two dead bodies here. You recognise Capt Rick Grimes.



North Blythville






You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There are three zombies here. There are two dead bodies here. You recognise Capt Rick Grimes.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed DungaXXX. (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Kent Wiltshire began to rebuild the barricades, using a locker. (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (10 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Capt Rick Grimes. (9 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Prime One. (8 minutes ago)

You say "Form is Emptiness Emptiness is Form. Break the cycle and return to Anihillation..."

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

You fire your pistol at Zombie Steeeve for 5 damage.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Those who mistake the unessential to be essential...

You enter the building. You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. There are two zombies here.

You say "Those who mistake the unessential to be essential and the essential to be unessential, dwelling in wrong thoughts, never arrive at the essential. "


You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You close all the doors of the building.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.

Using some chairs, you begin to build a barricade.....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

the zombies lurch into your way....

You are inside Julie General Hospital. Also here are owiefixer (38HP), Spicey McHagis (44HP), bufster007 (53HP), Dartyn (53HP) and klaasje492 (38HP). There are four zombies here. There are two dead bodies here.

You say "The Awakened One said: Whoever being depraved, devoid of self-control and truthfulness, should don the monk's yellow robe, he surely is not worthy of the robe. "

You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 40 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 36 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 32 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie, they drop to 24 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 16 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 12 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 8 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they drop to 4 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie, they take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You clear a body out of the building.
You clear a body out of the building.

You drag an empty bed towards the doors, but the zombies lurch into your way....

Monday, September 22, 2008

the monk's yellow robe

You enter the building.
You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There are two zombies here.

You say "The Awakened One said: Whoever being depraved, devoid of self-control and truthfulness, should don the monk's yellow robe, he surely is not worthy of the robe. "

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 40 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 35 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 30 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 25 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 15 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 5 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die.
There is a dead body here.
You clear a body out of the building.
You close all the doors of the building.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

There is a dead body here.

You are inside the Hebditch Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is deadmeatier (24HP).

There are two zombies here.

You say "Form is emptiness, Emptiness is Form...."


You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 55 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 45 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 35 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 25 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 15 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 10 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 5 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

There is a lone zombie here.

There is a dead body here.

Friday, September 19, 2008

The Dhammapada

You are inside the Nich Building. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. There are three zombies here....

You say "So spoke the Awakened One: Hatred is never appeased by hatred in this world. By non-hatred alone is hatred appeased. This is a law eternal. "


You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 28 HP....

Thursday, September 18, 2008

suffering follows him like the wheel that follows the foot of the ox.....

You are inside the Marven Mall.

You broadcast "Thus spoke the Awakened One: Mind precedes all mental states" on 27.99 MHz.

You broadcast "If with an impure mind a person acts suffering follows him" on 27.99 MHz.

You broadcast "like the wheel that follows the foot of the ox....." on 27.99 MHz.

Searching the gun store, you find a shotgun.

You say "Mind precedes all mental states. Mind is their chief; they are all mind-wrought. If with a pure mind a person speaks or acts happiness follows him like his never-departing shadow " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You reload your shotgun

You are inside the Marven Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators.
Also here are James Eastgate & digitizer.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
You reload your shotgun.
Somebody has spraypainted chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding onto a wall.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

thus spoke the Awakened One.....

You are inside Blesley Library.There are two zombies here.

You say "Living or Undead we are slaves to our desires.. True freedom is only found within Nibbanna, the realm of Annihilation.. thus spoke the Awakened One..."


You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 35 HP.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 30 HP.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 25 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 15 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 10 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 5 HP.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dragging a floor lamp past the zombies

You say "Form is Emptiness, Emptiness is Form, living or dead return to the VOID..."

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Dragging a floor lamp past the zombies, you begin to build a barricade.

Since your last turn:
  • You lost 1HP to your infection. You have 3HP remaining.
Exhausted, you can go no further.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

distorted music echoes

You are inside Club Lynn. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers.

There is a lone zombie here.

"So said the Awakened One- All is suffering, Meditation reveals that Emptiness is Form, Form is Emptiness..

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die."

Friday, September 12, 2008

You drink the beer

You are inside the Butson Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Officer Kiddle (50HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted The good whiskey is hidden in the juke box onto a wall.

Searching the building, you find a bottle of beer.

You drink the beer.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

the Triple Jewel

inside the Hebditch Building the laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor....

You say "The Awakened One said- Life and Death circulate again and again endlessly. Our suffering is equal in both as we cling and grasp at pleasure and run in fear of pain. It was not meant to be this way, seek the refuge of the Triple Jewel... "

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage, they take a Headshot and die......

The doors have been left wide open...

You are inside the Hebditch Building...The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor....The doors to the street have been left wide open.....There are four zombies here...

You say "The Awakened One said- you have lived and died a billion times. No being on earth was not your mother or father at one time or another. Do you seek peace from the pain? Seek Nibbanna..."


You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They take a Headshot and die.....

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You close all the doors

You say "The Awakened One said: Life is Suffering. Leave behind this world of grief and return to the bliss of Nibbanna"

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 36 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 28 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

You close all the doors of the building.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Form is Emptiness Emptiness is Form

You say "Form is Emptiness Emptiness is Form. Break the cycle and return to Annihilation..."

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Fourth Noble Truth

You say "The Fourth Noble Truth of the Awakened One is that in order to end suffering for all eternity, one may follow the Eightfold Path. But that is a teaching for another time. Now I seek to show light to the Z's in between shotty blasts..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

Third Noble Truth

You say "The Awakened One spoke the Third Noble Truth: There is a Way out of Suffering. Even the rottenest, stinkiest undead corpse can escape suffering forever..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

Second Noble Truth

You say "The Second Noble Truth spoken by the Awakened One is that Suffering is Caused By Clinging. Zombies cling to life far beyond death, grasping and clawing at that which is impermanent, ungraspable. Let go of the illusion we call life, and Awaken..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

Four Noble Truths

The Awakened Ones said:
"Life is Suffering"
The moans and groans of never dying zombies and the screams of terrified survivors surround us. This is the world of dreams that we live in, suffering is all around us.