Sunday, December 27, 2009

Escape to Gatford Towers.

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Tara Wheatley (60HP), Latior (60HP), jenna green (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), Annie Gunn (50HP), Cleo Maddox (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP), ith0 (60HP) and Brandon Vette (41HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. Green Christmas lights decorate the room.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome back to Julie General! Zombies NOT welcome onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • ith0 said "got beatup 2x trying to get a gennie and someone already brought one..lol..just my luck" (17 minutes ago)
  • Philip Oliver Holes said "EHB+2, was down to VHB+2" (15 minutes ago)
  • Brandon Vette shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (46 seconds ago)
  • Brandon Vette shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (42 seconds ago) ...and again. (39 seconds ago) ...and again. (28 seconds ago)
  • Brandon Vette shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (19 seconds ago) ...and again. (16 seconds ago) ...and again. (5 seconds ago) ...and again. (2 seconds ago)
  • Brandon Vette shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 seconds ago) ...and again. (8 seconds ago) ...and again. (1 second ago)
You are inside Gatford Towers.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

nine zombies & twenty-eight dead bodies here...

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre onto a wall.

There is a group of nine zombies here. You recognise Zalaran, MR PH33R, Wilma Rotten, Matador Fawkes and Donny Donowitz amongst them.

There are twenty-eight dead bodies here. Two of them smell strange. You recognise Doctor Redwall, George Ryman, Moroplovac, George Camero, Necrotic Bob, Arcady, zed8080, Pedoja, grandpabody, Thousands Knives, Look Im a doctor, Lothgar and Morgana Flynn amongst them.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Morgana Flynn's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Mister Bippers killed a zombie with a knife. bip.

  • 27.77 MHz: "*1111* Attack In 5 Days *1111*" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 are a bunch of bigheaded idiots" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Now that just rude. 1111 fo lyfe" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111* Attack in 4 days Stock up People. *1111" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Bidgood, Flooks, Matthias& a factory all 'caded and lit!" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Random zombie breakin at Tarasius: EXTERMINATE!" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Tarasius EHB, lit and loving it..." (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111, langamn incaded by zeds, please assist" (2 days ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 wounded at Butson Arms, somebody FAK me!" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Tarasius now HB, no wounded, stay alert!" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Butson EHB, Tarasius VHB, Langman VSB, Hayler, Wilibrords???" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Culverwell, Mees, Flooks, Herbert report pls!!!??" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Mister Bippers killed a zombie with a knife. bip" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Tarasius, cades are falling! We are under attack!!CADES NOW!" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Herbert Road PD breached, 2 z inside, send fighters!" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Tarasius under attack! 3 zombies inside, no barricades! 1111" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Tasarius under attack, 12 zeds. All help is needed." (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "All 1111's report to Tarasius NOW!! UNDER SIEGE!!" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111* Attack in 3 Days : Scouts check your targets. *1111" (23 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Seth here, everyone at Herbert PD is ok its EHB" (22 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Hayler HB, St. Willibrord VSB with 3 zeds outside." (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "15 Zs outside Tara and 13 on floor! Assistance is welcome!" (19 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Firearm is not useful...use Necro MKII Revivery Syringe!" (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Herbert PD is EHB 1 wounded, Be back soon, Seth out." (15 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "PKer -Your ASWipe id=1173594 @Knowles Cinema(27, 66) unlit" (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (15 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Jimhoof is a PKer! KOS" (14 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 6 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "ASWipe (id=1173594) has been terminated. Do not revive - DrC" (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Breakin at Tarasius, VSB, 1Z, Up the Cades! thankx" (4 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Any info on where that transmitter went down -- Tarasius" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)

Monday, December 14, 2009

Langman Lane Fire Station doors have been left wide open...

You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are johnnypanic (29HP), kendtony (50HP), MrDentist (50HP), Emperorkevin (50HP), Mashernator (50HP), Travis Andress (50HP), Samurye (50HP), Walkeroger (60HP), Sirius Glyph (50HP), KEHT (60HP), mutr0nics (50HP) and katie heritage (50HP).

The building has been decorated with a stuffed eagle and a stuffed tiger head.

Somebody has spraypainted VSB++ onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Donny Donowitz.

There is a dead body here. You clear a body out of the building.

You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 25 HP.You fire at Donny Donowitz and miss.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 21 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 17 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 13 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 9 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 5 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 1 HP.You fire your pistol at Donny Donowitz for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Monday, December 7, 2009

As for zombies, they won't be long tolerated...

You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are Declan Bishop (50HP), Helgaunt (50HP), sidewinder84 (50HP) and Peter Glau (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted VSB++ onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • Peter Glau killed a zombie with a pistol. (20 seconds ago) ...and another. (14 seconds ago)

You say "Citizens, please shift over to Tarasius Hospital, doors are VSB so you are welcome to come and relax a while. As for zombies, they won't be long tolerated. 1111 is watching....."

Since your last turn:

  • Peter Glau killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

We held Julie General Hospital almost 72 hours

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 50 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running low on fuel, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, an impressionist sculpture, seven carved pumpkins, a stuffed fish and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research ~ VSB onto a wall.

You say "Congratulations on an amazing battle, all of you. We held Julie almost 72 hours, 40+ zombies and non-stop slaughter. 1111 did damn well. Its one of the toughest sites to control for 'burbs, and we smashed 'em...." to the fifty people nearest to you.


You say "For now, let's regroup here, and strengthen our hold on Lerwill for a week or two. Also there are quite a few lessons we should discuss that were learned at Julie. One is that we have many more friends than we realized...they helped at the darkest moments" to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Morgana Flynn (25HP) and Philip Oliver Holes (39HP). Another lesson from our seige was seeing how effective healers could be. They kept infecting us, and healers kept healing us, and as long as we stayed uninfected we could keep fighting. FAKs are power." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Every seige has a rhythm- the assault, the counterattack, the desperate defense, the cades falling and rising. Supplies run low, casualties need reviving. Every AP counts. It's a pressure cooker when we are under fire like that. Calculate each move..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "You can see how a core of perhaps 20 or so held Julie Hosp while maybe three times that many stopped thru and to help then split. If they had stayed even at 0 AP, we would have won the battle. Sheer strength in numbers is vital. Hit & run is helpful, but" to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "won't win in a siege. To win a siege you have to stand firm, and risk it. Trust that your teammates will heal and defend you once you've done your all... Outnumber them is the only way to beat them. When Squadron1111 first breached Julie General, it " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "was only a few hours until other survivors showed up to help. By setting the stage we draw support naturally. Against 50 Z, it takes guts to hold out. That's why we have revive points..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

Squadron1111 and allies have lost the battle for Julie...

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted NeverSurrender1111 onto a wall.

There is a mob of nineteen zombies here. You recognise AllUrBrainRBelong2Us, JackTrippr, Gerun Eberict, Moroplovac and PeteVenkman amongst them.

You say "At this time it appears that Squadron1111 and allies have lost the battle for Julie... for the moment... We'll be back! so don't get too comfortable... hahahahah.... you will be exterminated...."

You heard a loud groaning, you fire your pistol at the zombie

You are inside Julie General Hospital. Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (4 minutes ago)
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage.

They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

You say "Next punk zombie that starts groaning will get the same treatment. Keep yer mouths shut! Trying to get a little peace and quiet fer crissakes!"

Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed peppermintsoynuts. (3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Doctor Redwall out into the street. (2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Dr Coriell out into the street. (42 seconds ago)

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • A zombie said "Bahbah, harman! HAHAHAHA!!!" (1 minute ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 minute ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (1 minute ago)

You are dead.

You are lying in a carpark.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives Here: olneymilitia.proboards76.com onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are three dead bodies here. They all smell strange.

Since your last turn:

1 down 23 to go...

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are peppermintsoynuts (51HP), Dr Coriell (53HP), John Q Adams (53HP), Antiartillary (53HP), Doctor Redwall (32HP), Williamsons (50HP), gobuick (56HP), Janedoe407 (50HP), Killer X747 (56HP), butch wormjuice (56HP), sohofalco8 (56HP), Captain Fancy (56HP), Doctor Thantos (56HP) and Weibe2 (45HP).

Somebody has spraypainted NeverSurrender1111 onto a wall.

There is a horde of twenty-four zombies here. You recognise BrainziIla, Gerun Eberict, Moroplovac, GrimIock, SkuIl Hunter and AllUrBrainRBelong2Us amongst them.
You fire your shotgun at SkuIl Hunter for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 6 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 2 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.You clear a body out of the building.

You say "1 down 23 to go... hahahah... BRING IT ON! 1111 is here to stay you scum wads, all zombies are hereby evicted.,,, hahahah..."

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Revenge of a Polydactyl Cat

You are lying outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been loosely barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Lothgar.

There are four dead bodies here. One of them smells strange.

Since your last turn:

  • Doctorotcod said "Good news, everybody! Julies Hospital has been barricaded, and the single Zed inside has been killed and dumped! Everyone is healthy, except for some Brandon guy who's only down by 5 HP." (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (7 hours and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • You heard a muffled groaning 1 block to the south. (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • a Polydactyl Cat said "Ah, so we meet again tassajaramonk. I have been looking for you and your orange pants for a while now." (6 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • a Polydactyl Cat said "In any case I have a bearskin rug that needs to wear the orange pants, so I will be taking them." (6 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • a Polydactyl Cat shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (6 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a Polydactyl Cat. (6 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • a Polydactyl Cat dumped your body out onto the street. (6 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "ackland mall has been torn to shreads zeds every were" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "aleast 20-30 inside the place" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (41 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 minutes ago)

Friday, December 4, 2009

gobuick revivified you

You are lying in a carpark.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives Here: olneymilitia.proboards76.com onto a wall.

There are five dead bodies here. They all smell strange.

Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west. (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
  • The lights came on inside Julie General Hospital. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
  • gobuick stood up. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
  • gobuick revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
You stand up, a buzzing in your ears fading away as you do so. Adrenaline rushes unsteadily through your bloodstream.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital. You say "12 zombies inside Julie, lights are on and about 12 survivors... We are WINNING!!! No wounded at the moment, all fighters get down there if you can even to just stand around, if we fill the place up they can't stop us...collapses in a heap on the floor---"

You broadcast "1111 we've got 'em where we want 'em Julie General will win!" on 27.77 MHz.

A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHAHA"

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Kojur (56HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Doctor Redwall (50HP), Williamsons (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Morgana Flynn (50HP), Venkmin (46HP), Antiartillary (56HP), John Q Adams (56HP), colt commando (56HP), ZombieInMyLawn (46HP), Captain Fancy (60HP) and Lucky Steve (43HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Aegis Tyra = b1tch onto a wall.

There is a group of eight zombies here. You recognise Sir Scuba Steveo, Sgt WhiskeyJack, Gerun Eberict, BrainziIla, PeteVenkman and SkuIl Hunter amongst them.

There are two dead bodies here. You recognise that other guy1.

Since your last turn:

  • John Q Adams healed you for 10 HP. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 at Julie General keep up the fight, make them PAY!" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • John Q Adams killed a zombie with a fire axe. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • John Q Adams began to rebuild the barricades, using a chair. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • John Q Adams healed you for 10 HP. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
  • mattyb5 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (56 minutes ago)
  • Captain Fancy healed you for 10 HP. (40 minutes ago)
  • Imacopper killed a zombie with a fire axe. (32 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (19 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at you. (19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHAHA" (18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (18 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (18 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (14 minutes ago)

You are dead.

KEEP STANDING KEEP SHOOTING!

You are lying outside Julie General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1E onto a wall.

There are nineteen dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise Windfall, BigIron, Hunter47, Necrotic Bob and Capt Rick Grimes amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 REPORT TO JULIE GENERAL NOW!" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • ZombieInMyLawn healed you for 10 HP. (11 hours and 52 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • densoi said "wow thanks for all that healing guys - surly thought I was dead when I read the transcript from last night :/" (8 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • ZombieInMyLawn said "Np, heard the radio when I logged in today and had farmed a ton of FAKs last night" (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • ZombieInMyLawn said "And thanks, lost those 5 hp free running here :P" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning 1 block to the north. (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (5 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (5 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 4 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (5 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • ZombieInMyLawn healed you for 10 HP. (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • ZombieInMyLawn began to rebuild the barricades, using some chairs. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • adee 1988 said "our 11 zeds are hiding in the hebditch building...what should we do about it bossman?" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • Philip Oliver Holes said "Factory (1SE) needs help on 'cades." (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • sohofalco8 installed a generator in the building. (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at you. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • Pawla dumped your body out onto the street. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low and muffled groaning from somewhere nearby. (20 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in Julie General Hospital. (18 minutes ago)

You are dead. You stand up.

You enter the building.

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Killer X747 (56HP), Kojur (56HP), John Q Adams (56HP), Imacopper (56HP), krollthewarriorking (50HP), jenjen88 (56HP), adee 1988 (56HP), ZombieInMyLawn (52HP), Venkmin (50HP) and Lucky Steve (45HP).

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 if you are CR-ing please dump the bodies onto a wall.

There is a group of eight other zombies here. You recognise Sir Scuba Steveo, Gerun Eberict, Sgt WhiskeyJack and that other guy1 amongst them.

You gesture at one of the zombies.You say "Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

You maul Sir Scuba Steveo for 3 damage, and grab hold of their tattered and blood-soaked dark blue jacket. They drop to 54 HP.Gripping Sir Scuba Steveo by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 27 HP.

You enter the building.You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here are Kojur (60HP), John Q Adams (60HP), Imacopper (60HP), krollthewarriorking (50HP), jenjen88 (60HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Doctor Redwall (50HP), Williamsons (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Morgana Flynn (50HP), Venkmin (50HP) and Antiartillary (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Aegis Tyra = b1tch onto a wall.

There is a group of six zombies here. You recognise Gerun Eberict, that other guy1, Sir Scuba Steveo and Sgt WhiskeyJack amongst them.

You say "Keep FIGHTING! Our allies are coming, Squadron1111 will NOT BE BROKEN! Also nice to see ENVY too :) This is the battle of the century and we are about to win it! KEEP STANDING KEEP SHOOTING! NEVER SURRENDER!"

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You have run out of Action Points.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

outside Julie General Hospital there are twenty-four dead bodies

Since your last turn:

  • HMS Fearless revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (6 seconds ago)
You are standing outside Julie General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1E onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Capt Rick Grimes.

There are twenty-four dead bodies here. You recognise Windfall, BigIron, Hunter47, Necrotic Bob, Sgt WhiskeyJack, Sir Scuba Steveo, PeteVenkman, Gerun Eberict, SkuIl Hunter and gobuick amongst them.

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are densoi (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP) and John Q Adams (60HP).

You say "They Cannot Break Us! 1111 is still standing! Keep up the fight you guys, don't move an inch, we will face them down and we will drive them over the edge! Keep up the fight... for the honour of 1111"

A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHA"

You are lying outside Julie General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1E onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are fourteen dead bodies here. You recognise Windfall, BigIron and Capt Rick Grimes amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie gestured at you. (12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHA" (12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (11 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (10 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (10 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (10 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (10 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Sneaky Fox dumped your body out onto the street. (5 minutes ago)

You are dead.

1111 broadcasting from Julie General

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are nodoblegado (60HP), Morgana Flynn (50HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP), John Q Adams (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), densoi (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Garret Sands (60HP), gobuick (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP) and Mister Bippers (55HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 if you are CR-ing please dump the bodies onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Mister Bippers installed a radio transmitter in the building. (22 seconds ago)
You broadcast "1111 broadcasting from Julie General, 1111FOREVER! thankx." on 27.77 MHz.

Since your last turn:

  • Mister Bippers broadcast "Ding ding bip bip bip tinkle tinkle BIP BIP BIP!!!" from here, on 27.77 MHz. (2 minutes ago)

Julie General Hospital 1111

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here are sohofalco8 (60HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), gobuick (60HP), Morgana Flynn (50HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted 1111isComingPrepareForZombieApocalypse onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Antiartillary killed a zombie with a pistol. (14 minutes ago)
  • Antiartillary began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (14 minutes ago)
  • Antiartillary said "so now that we have control of julie whats the plan?" (13 minutes ago)
  • Morgana Flynn said "*Pops a bottle of Champagne!* *toasts*To VICTORY! ;)" (10 minutes ago)
  • Capt Rick Grimes said "Cheers Morgana! Now we sit back and watch these cades like hawks. Anyone got a generator?" (49 seconds ago)
You say "Bravo! --clinks glass each person--- Well done my friends! Once again the combined might of 1111 and ENVY has brought ruin to the zombie hordes. They are sure to break back in soon, so let's try to barricade as much as we can in the hours/days to come..."

1111isComingPrepareForZombieApocalypse

You enter the building.

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The floor and walls are stained with splashes of dried blood. The doors to the street have been secured.

There is a group of ten zombies here. You recognise Windfall and BigIron amongst them.

There is a dead body here.

You spray 1111isComingPrepareForZombieApocalypse here. Your spraycan hisses and runs out.


You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.
You fire at Windfall and miss.You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.You fire your pistol at Windfall for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 48 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 40 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.You fire at Windfall and miss.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.

You reload your shotgun.
You reload your shotgun.

You attack the zombie and miss.
You attack the zombie and miss.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 38 HP.You fire your shotgun at Windfall for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You clear a body out of the building.

You say "The Awakened One said: A Bhikshu (mendicant) who delights in earnestness, who looks with fear on thoughtlessness, moves about like fire, burning all his fetters, small or large."


You say "All you zombies, you are hereby evicted in the name of 1111 and ENVY. Get thee hence thou foul beings! Julie General will be back in human hands by nightfall!"

Since your last turn:

  • sohofalco8 killed a zombie with a pistol. (41 seconds ago) ...and another. (17 seconds ago)
You clear a body out of the building.You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

You say "hahaha! Yeah 1111 is exterminatin' 'em!!! Keep shootin boyx, we're cleaning up this goddam town! "

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.

Since your last turn:

  • Capt Rick Grimes said "For the glory!!!! Gobuick, we can't repair or cade until these vermin have been cleaned up." (1 second ago)

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Since your last turn:

  • gobuick killed a zombie with a pistol. (4 seconds ago)
You reload your shotgun.You reload your pistol.You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

  • Morgana Flynn healed you for 10 HP. (45 seconds ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 to Julie General! Killed 7 zombies so far!" (12 seconds ago)

Since your last turn:

You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

1111Illumination

Reganbank

You are inside a factory. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted The proletariat onto a wall.

Using a locker, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.

You refuel the generator.

You spray 1111Illumination here.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111

You are inside the Mees Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Branch Base of Squadron 1111,Base in Construction! onto a wall.

Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.

You broadcast "1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 " on 27.77 MHz.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Private Pubic said "I'd be overjoyed to join 1111...

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here are Private Pubic (50HP) and Lara Tush (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted join D.E.M. save MALTON ! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Private Pubic said "I'd be overjoyed to join 1111 if I may. Where do I sign up?" (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
You say "No doubt Private, we are happy to have you on board. Add Squadron1111 to your group and get a radio and tune it to 27.77 so we can all stay in touch. The main job right now is to keep Tarasius protected and First Aid Kits flowing out. So going on healin"

You say "runs and checking nearby buildings for wounded is our main mission. The other goal is to defend St Wilibrord's & Hayler Bldg. I'd like you to go inside St Wilibrord's and gather First Aid Kits. Then use them to heal wounded. However, St Wili's is really"


You say "dangerous, so if you do get killed, go to Bragg Park next to Tarasius. With Squadron1111 in your group tag you'll get revived quickly. Focus on healing for now and getting XP to level up. Glad to have your help, let's keep saving lives!"

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Squadron1111 salutes those who have fallen

You are inside St Columbanus's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are EaterOfGuts69 (60HP), Mister Bippers (60HP), Kane Izzy (60HP), Van Norris (50HP) and Al Bidarnd (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with seven conceptual sculptures, four stuffed lion heads and two stuffed crocodiles.

Somebody has spraypainted Secured by Forest Greyham onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "Squadron1111 salutes those who have fallen or gone MIA..." (10 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Officer Kiddle, mierdaface, Dr Mefford, harvey hardcore," (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Jasmine Decker, Penelope Springer, officeromalley, Fire Rag," (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Bullmeister, Belle Snow, hophead turkeyneck, PVT Dirty," (10 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "We hope you made it out of Malton alive, but if not, may you" (10 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "rest in the peace of 1111 eternally. 1111FOREVER!" (10 hours and 16 minutes ago)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

reality flexes around Whalberg....

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are GanonsSpirit (49HP), Debtor (60HP), Officer lolz (50HP), Moanmoan (50HP), CDC Biohazard Agent2 (60HP), Kai Hill (50HP), Chet Wilderness (60HP), Ben Strife (50HP), Norman Senari (60HP), Grins1878 (50HP), Shawn Drake (50HP), Zackter (60HP), Red the Medic (50HP), Grakous (50HP), dznoot (50HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), Chanman161 (50HP), Dr Layers (50HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), Williamsons (60HP), Jim Samson (50HP), Oliveras (50HP), Claus Schenk Graf (50HP), Bob Egleton (60HP), Edward Wyld (60HP), Seth Ehre Myrrh (50HP), Micheal Summers (60HP), Venkmin (50HP), TarTeth (50HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), txeyen (60HP), WTF Police (50HP), giligong (60HP), robertsanders (50HP), Private Pubic (50HP), Raymoncam (60HP), GuppBrains (50HP), Dr Cornett (50HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Janos Biro (50HP), salientlucidity (60HP), cameron shelley (60HP), Captain Fancy (50HP), Peter Glau (50HP), flyingnoodle (60HP), Lerime (50HP), Jess Noir (46HP), Doctorotcod (50HP), Ashoreth (60HP), Susannah Zane (50HP), Kiloditer (60HP), NaughtyTreeBob (60HP), Trevor McDonnel (60HP), adee 1988 (60HP), colt commando (60HP), Lawrence Fialkow (50HP), Mark Whalberg (60HP) and ShadowFalse Eh (32HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, an impressionist sculpture, seven carved pumpkins, a stuffed fish and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Zombie Research Facility - VSB onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • densoi said "sure thing tassa - i'll start the search for all the items we need and hopefully tommorow or the next day i'll set it up and recruit the defence (which has always been lacking so give me a shout when I'm in and volunteer for the defence everyone" (36 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 minutes ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "Oh, boy. Repairing a building is very tricky. Well, I'm back, and the place is completley ruined, i" (3 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 minutes ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (3 minutes ago)
  • Mark Whalberg said "Very well. Friendship between us. And as a token of my good will, I will perform this minor miracle for you, with the power of The Awesome, which is my essence, and flows through me. *flexes arms - thunder rolls through the hospital, there is a flash.." (3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (3 minutes ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "Zombie!" (3 minutes ago)
  • Mark Whalberg said ". of light, reality flexes around Whalberg. In everyone's hands appear plates stacked high with BBQ ribs covered in delicious BBQ sauce, coolers of beer spring forth from the tile floors around you* Blessed are the Awesome, and those that follow its way" (2 minutes ago)
  • Mark Whalberg killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "Thanks, he infected me, but im okay" (1 minute ago)
  • Mark Whalberg said "*the zombie, crushed by the power of the awesome, is blasted into billions of zombie pieces, with only its teeth left intact, to eat pavement* I am AWESOME! And I will not tolerate the suck in my presence." (51 seconds ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "Indeed." (18 seconds ago)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

OptimusSlime is innocent

You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Woodchuck Charlie (60HP), iBlank12 (60HP), Slacker Alex (60HP), embolism (60HP), Tantagon (60HP), Janos Brightonburg (60HP), Whelp (60HP), Broggly (50HP), Brict (60HP), OptimusSlime (60HP), Sarge Barnes (60HP), Harvey Ashcroft (60HP), Ibis Alner (50HP), MBT Mousey (60HP), somacula (60HP), Dhavid Grohl (60HP), Sacerdos (50HP), Alexander Karelin (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), doobie420 (60HP), Horny Horny Hippo (54HP), Copyxat (60HP), Chet Wilderness (50HP), krazyfkr (60HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP) and NinjaChameleonX (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. The building has been decorated with a carved pumpkin.

Somebody has spraypainted TZH HQ - Grand Central Awesome - EHB - BTTW!!!! onto a wall.

You retune the radio to operate on 27.77 MHz.
You broadcast "Dear St PD EHB, 1 wounded at Travers Bldg" on 27.77 MHz.
You broadcast "OptimusSlime is innocent, let him be free. -tMonk" on 27.77 MHz.

You say "OptimusSlime, I am sorry we accused you of crime. We asked you again and again if you were the culprit and the evidence was pointing at you. Thanks for clearing things up, and cleaning off the fuel stains. Hopefully my apology is accepted. ..."

Using your knife, you carve a face into the pumpkin and place it somewhere prominent.

Monday, November 2, 2009

you carve a face into the pumpkin...

You are inside the Butson Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here is Capt Rick Grimes (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Questions, 1111 Answers onto a wall.

Using your knife, you carve a face into the pumpkin and place it somewhere prominent.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Break in a Dear Street 4Z insid

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "Break in a Dear Street 4Z inside one survivor killed and som" (22 minutes ago)
You enter the building.
You are inside Dear Street Police Dept. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Woodchuck Charlie (47HP), iBlank12 (56HP), Dhavid Grohl (56HP), embolism (56HP), MBT Mousey (56HP), donut166 (46HP), Doodleswift (56HP), John Q Adams (56HP), doobie420 (56HP), Sarge Barnes (51HP) and Antiartillary (55HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Somebody has spraypainted TZH HQ - Grand Central Awesome - EHB - BTTW!!!! onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise Sgt WhiskeyJack.

There is a dead body here.
Using a cupboard, you begin to build a barricade.You fire your pistol at Sgt WhiskeyJack for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.Using a cupboard, you reinforce the barricade.Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.

Since your last turn:

  • NinjaChameleonX killed a zombie with a pistol. (7 minutes ago) ...and another. (5 minutes ago)
You say "Alright NinjaChameleon! Nice shootin' man! Much appreciated. This place gets attacked a lot, so we'll need constant watchfulness in order to keep it open... Hopefully someone from Tarasius will bring a gennie down soon... "

You heard a loud thumping on the door

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 54 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, an impressionist sculpture, five carved pumpkins and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Zombie Research Facility - VSB onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud thumping on the door. (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud knocking on the door. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Lerime said "Isn't this place supposed to be VSB, not HB" (8 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • cameron shelley said "there we go degraded the barracades" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • cameron shelley said "does this mean no more candy coes i did not get any :(" (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • You heard a loud thumping on the door. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "Healing all people." (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh began to rebuild the barricades, using a gurney. (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • ShadowFalse Eh said "And i reinforced the baricade." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (4 hours and 18 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • 1988 adee said "hold tight z buddy ill be back to bring you back to the world of living" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • 1988 adee revivified a zombie. (exactly 4 hours ago)
  • 1988 adee said "done you okay buddy welcome back to the land of the living" (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • densoi began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Killer X747 said "Went on a quest to try to get myself a mask. No luck =( All I got was a gas mask." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Bran Rainey said "Who destroyed our equipment?" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • cameron shelley installed a generator in the building. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • cameron shelley said "here we go needs fule tho" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • Chanman161 said "at heal walk theres a lone surviver dieing and is suronded by 4 zeds" (8 minutes ago)

Saturday, October 31, 2009

A zombie killed a zombie A zombie killed a zombie A zombie killed a zombie

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 60 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A battered portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, an impressionist sculpture, five carved pumpkins and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Zombie Research Facility - VSB onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

Since your last turn:

You say "what the hell was that!??deadrats (19HP),Antiartillary (27HP)NinjaChameleonX (49HP) all need healing!! And our trick or treater needs Killing! HAHAHAH!!!" to the fifty people nearest to you.