Tuesday, December 30, 2008

the thrum of a helicopter...

You heard the thrum of a helicopter flying over the building. (50 minutes ago)

You are standing outside a warehouse, a small red-brick building flanked by trees. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter. Also here is Commissar Kazimir (50HP).

Lights are on inside, and red, green and white Christmas lights edge the windows. A supply crate has been dropped here.
You smash at the crate. Something falls over inside it.
You smash the side of the crate open. Inside, you find some ammunition and a flare gun.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

the Butson Arms abandoned

You are inside the Butson Arms, an abandoned pub. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Jason Henry (56HP), desert rose (20HP) and Dr Coriell (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room.

Somebody has spraypainted Beluga 1111 and a bottle of beer onto a wall.

There is a group of nine zombies here. You recognise Zombie Trekkie and Bobby Bubonic amongst them.

There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie killed Luna Helix. (17 seconds ago)

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

The zombie's head lolls forward momentarily, and the LEDs along the sides of the disposable syringe flash red. Nothing happens. The brain must be damaged.


You fire your shotgun at Bobby Bubonic for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.
You fire your shotgun at Bobby Bubonic for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.
You fire your shotgun at Bobby Bubonic for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire your shotgun at Bobby Bubonic for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire your shotgun at Bobby Bubonic for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.
  • A zombie said "Hrh HARMAN!" (2 seconds ago)

You fire your shotgun at Zombie Trekkie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.
Your shotgun is out of ammunition.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (14 seconds ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (14 seconds ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (9 seconds ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (8 seconds ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (4 seconds ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (4 seconds ago)

You say "WE will never surrender to the MOB 1111111111111111111"

You are inside Blesley Library. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here is Firenomad (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel. Christmas lights decorate the room, but the building has no power.

Since your last turn:

  • The zombie lost its grip. (4 seconds ago)
  • A zombie gestured at you. (0 seconds ago)
  • You lost 1HP to your infection.

Friday, December 26, 2008

You smash the side of the crate open.

You are standing outside Matthias General Hospital, a narrow grey-stone building with a fountain at its entrance.
Lights are on inside, and red, green and white Christmas lights edge the windows. A supply crate has been dropped here. There are two dead bodies here.

You smash the side of the crate open. Inside, you find two loaded shotguns and some loose shells.
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A supply crate has been dropped here...

You are standing outside the Butson Arms, a tall metal-and-glass pub with boarded-up windows. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Lights are on inside, and red, green and white Christmas lights edge the windows. A supply crate has been dropped here.

Somebody has spraypainted Exterminator@1111 onto a wall.

You smash at the crate. Something falls over inside it.
You smash at the crate.
You smash at the crate.
You smash at the crate. Something falls over inside it.
You smash at the crate. Something falls over inside it.
You smash at the crate.
You smash the side of the crate open. Inside, you find some NecroTech-branded extractors and syringes.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Herbert Road Police Dept, also here is vatgrownmeat (49HP)

You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the north. (0 seconds ago)

You enter the building.

You are inside Herbert Road Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are lowpressure (60HP), blue jo (50HP), Bruce Clarke (60HP), Feargas (60HP), zomsilver (25HP), Musty White (60HP), Drake Carter (50HP), cd05wed (35HP), vatgrownmeat (49HP), Irene Adler (52HP), Ranok Niano (40HP), Hauptmann Schwarze (50HP), Vittoria Boyd (50HP), Romanoff (20HP), Mark Adam C (55HP), AzurasStar (43HP), NaughtyTreeBob (60HP) and Aurum Goldsmith (35HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. The building has been decorated with a conceptual painting.

There is a lone zombie here.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 6 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 2 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Using a cupboard, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a cupboard, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.

revivified

You are at Wester Boulevard.

Somebody has spraypainted Kristie Silk is a hottie. $50.00 onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • xuanwu revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 minute ago)

The zombie grabbed hold of you

You are inside the Hayler Building. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Redemption 1111 onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Dr Coriell.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (6 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (6 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (6 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a zombie. (6 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • 27.11 MHz: "Mob of 14 zeds in Owsley NT in Houldenbank [94,64]" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Monday, December 15, 2008

xuanwu revivified you

You are lying outside the Patterson Hotel, a derelict yellow-stone building with revolving doors. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Somebody has spraypainted Silly Hats Only onto a wall.

There are four dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • xuanwu revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (29 seconds ago)

outside a factory

You are lying outside a factory, a tall yellow-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

There is a lone zombie here. It's vatgrownmeat.

There is a dead body here. It's J4M35 15 K001.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (8 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in a factory. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Franklin Dobbs. (8 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (8 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged you out into the street. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • 27.11 MHz: "Rothwell NT ruined, 2 zeds inside. Request assisstance" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a zombie. (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

truth is uncontainable and inexpressible.....

You are inside a factory. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Franklin Dobbs (50HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), k4df4l (60HP) and Jack Aliveagain (24HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
Somebody has spraypainted Everlasting 1111 onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • k4df4l said "2 zeds in tarasius" (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • Jack Aliveagain said "General Hospital nearby needs your help! Help us! You are our only hope!" (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are falior (22HP), Elizabeth Mackenzie (56HP), Diriana (56HP), Lucien Smith (50HP), GrabbySmurf (48HP), vatgrownmeat (57HP) and Maxwellhammer (45HP).

A badly damaged portable generator has been set up here. It is running low on fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted sparkatoa 1111 onto a wall.
There are two zombies here.

You say "there is no formulation of truth called Consummation of Incomparable Enlightenment. Moreover,the Tathagata has no formulated teaching to enunciate. Wherefore? Because the Tathagata has said that truth is uncontainable and inexpressible."

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 34 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 26 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 18 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 14 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 10 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 6 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 2 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

There is a dead body here.
You clear a body out of the building.
Using some furniture, you begin to build a barricade.
You return the generator to full working order.

Friday, December 12, 2008

OPERATION 1112

the Tathagata...

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Bashar Roberto (56HP), hophead turkeyneck (38HP) and Dr Coriell (60HP). Somebody has spraypainted autoshop 1111 onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Max Hardcore.

You say "Buddha said: Subhuti, wheresoever are material characteristics there is delusion; but whoso perceives that all characteristics are in fact no-characteristics, perceives the Tathagata. "

You fire your shotgun at Max Hardcore for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire at Max Hardcore and miss.
You fire your shotgun at Max Hardcore for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.
You fire at Max Hardcore and miss.
You fire your pistol at Max Hardcore for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
There is a dead body here. It's Max Hardcore.

You clear a body out of the building.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

1111 revivifies the dead!!!!

You are standing outside the Tryon Building, a large yellow-stone building with a curved roof. Somebody has spraypainted when the smoke clears 1111 onto a wall. There are two zombies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat. There is a dead body here.

You say "Speak 1111 friend... and enter...."

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord. There are two dead bodies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat.


You are standing in Furzey Park. Somebody has spraypainted 1111 revivifies the dead!!!! onto a tree. There is a lone zombie here. It's Capt Rick Grimes.

You say "Speak 1111 friend... and enter...."

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord. There is a dead body here. It's Capt Rick Grimes.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Langman is lit up

You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here is Drake Carter (50HP).
You hook the generator up.
A portable generator has been set up here.
You refuel the generator.
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Lerwill Heights is lit



















OPERATION:1111 is considered a resounding success. Give yourselves a round of applause gents, this is a victory!

next- OPERATION:1112....

Monday, December 8, 2008

There are eighteen dead bodies here.

You are lying in a carpark.
There are eighteen dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • blindness extracted a DNA sample from you. (53 minutes ago)
  • ambyrhawke stood up. (49 minutes ago)
  • ambyrhawke revivified you with a NecroTech syringe.
You stand up, a buzzing in your ears fading away as you do so. Adrenaline rushes unsteadily through your bloodstream.

You enter the building.
You are inside the Hebditch Building. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor.

There is a horde of twenty-four zombies here...

Ruu1 dumped your body out onto the street...

You are lying outside the Hebditch Building, a large white-stone building riddled with bullet holes. You recognise it as being owned by NecroTech. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building's doors have been secured. Through the broken windows, you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Free headshot inside for each and everyone of you! onto a wall.

There is a horde of thirty-one zombies here. You recognise supergoose and George Febrey amongst them.

There are 94 dead bodies here. You recognise Dr James Bridge amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (10 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • Paul Stedham began to rebuild the barricades, using a cubicle divider. (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed E Silverhand. (9 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (9 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in the Hebditch Building. (9 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (9 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Sarge Barnes. (9 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (9 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Bartles began to rebuild the barricades, using a floor lamp. (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • Bartles began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (9 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • Penelope Eyres began to rebuild the barricades, using a table. (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • Felwar Jones killed a zombie. (9 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and another. (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Lord Drakken installed a generator in the building. (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Lord Drakken refuelled the generator. (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • The lights came on inside the Hebditch Building. (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Lord Drakken revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 10 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (8 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Audacious began to rebuild the barricades, using a drinks machine. (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Hector Rafael killed a zombie. (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • joshgusto killed a zombie. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • Augustus trout killed a zombie. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (6 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in the Hebditch Building. (6 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Rrrrh?" (6 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrrrh?" (6 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Hrh?" (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Paxian killed a zombie. (6 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed munts666. (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Paul Stedham. (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Graagh." (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Edward Sinkins out into the street. (5 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Fire Down Below out into the street. (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Brnhr." (5 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Sigfried Blitz killed a zombie. (5 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • A zombie killed NewStudent. (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Rm rm rm" (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged real rasta out into the street. (4 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (4 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • maddog2099 killed a zombie. (4 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Baws. (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • wingblade001 revivified a zombie. (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Farnsworth. (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Tamon Takeuchi. (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Jake T Weber out into the street. (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • Sniperfourteen said "BARHAH!" (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Sniperfourteen died from an infection. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Sniperfourteen rose from the dead as a zombie. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Dirk Blackheart. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at Jason Caldor. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Jason Caldor out into the street. (3 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Yet another Steve out into the street. (3 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged sargentmatt out into the street. (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Johnson The Badass out into the street. (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed CS Lewis. (3 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed James Jenkem. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Corhnman. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie fed on a corpse. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • cthulhu1 said "leave the building!!!" (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed a zombie. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed ambyrhawke. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Andrew Babb. (exactly 3 hours ago)
  • Max Mirabile killed a zombie. (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Max Mirabile killed a zombie. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Max Mirabile killed a zombie. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Max Mirabile healed you for 10 HP. (2 hours and 54 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Penny Greatwood killed a zombie. (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • Twenty Blackbirds healed you for 5 HP. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • Twenty Blackbirds killed a zombie. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • Christopher Herne killed a zombie. (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 37 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Stephen Braund killed a zombie. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • TheEndComplete healed you for 5 HP. (2 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Dyslexic Golf revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Jesrath revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • Knutface revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a zombie. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
  • Ruu1 dumped your body out onto the street. (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Friday, December 5, 2008

trayodaśabhirbhikṣuśataiḥ saṁbahulaiśca bodhisattvairmahāsattvaiḥ atha khalu bhagavān pūrvāhṇakālasamaye nivāsya pātracīvaramādā

You are inside the Hayler Building. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been secured.A battered portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
Somebody has spraypainted Redemption 1111 onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

You say "trayodaśabhirbhikṣuśataiḥ saṁbahulaiśca bodhisattvairmahāsattvaiḥ atha khalu bhagavān pūrvāhṇakālasamaye nivāsya pātracīvaramādā"

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You attack the zombie and miss.You attack the zombie and miss.You attack the zombie for 1 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage.

They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Using a table, you begin to build a barricade.Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade.Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.Using a cubicle divider, you reinforce the barricade.Using a smashed desk, you reinforce the barricade.Using some loose planks, you reinforce the barricade.Using a floor lamp, you reinforce the barricade.Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade.You try to add a cubicle divider to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.Using a bookshelf, you reinforce the barricade.Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.

The building has been heavily barricaded.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

evaṁ mayā śrutam ekasmin samaye bhagavān śrāvastyāṁ viharati sma jetavane'nāthapiṇḍadasyārāme mahatā bhikṣusaṁghena sārthaṁ trayodaśabhirbhikṣuśataiḥ

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. Also here is killerfly (50HP). Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

You say " evaṁ mayā śrutam ekasmin samaye bhagavān śrāvastyāṁ viharati sma jetavane'nāthapiṇḍadasyārāme mahatā bhikṣusaṁghena sārthaṁ trayodaśabhirbhikṣuśataiḥ saṁbahulaiśca bodhisattvairmahāsattvaiḥ atha khalu bhagavān pūrvāhṇakālasamaye nivāsya pātracīvaramādā"

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 10 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

autoshop 1111

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are digitizer (55HP), vatgrownmeat (50HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (45HP).

Somebody has spraypainted autoshop 1111 onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

vigilance 1111

You are inside the Hambro Building. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here are digitizer (55HP), Kendrickson (47HP), James Eastgate (59HP), vatgrownmeat (55HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (50HP).

Somebody has spraypainted panacea 1111 onto a wall.

The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

  • Capt Rick Grimes said "I'm going over to base out of Wedderburn for a couple days. The zeds are onto us here." (6 minutes ago)

वज्रच्छेदिका प्रज्ञापारमितासूत्र

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. There is a lone zombie here.

You say "वज्रच्छेदिका प्रज्ञापारमितासूत्र Vajracchedikā-prajñāpāramitā-sūtra"

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 22 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 18 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 14 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 10 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 6 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 2 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using a wheelchair, you begin to build a barricade.
Using some furniture, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a gurney, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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Monday, December 1, 2008

You recognise James Eastgate...

You enter the building.

You are inside the Hayler Building. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The wreckage is thick with dust. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Somebody has spraypainted Redemption 1111 onto a wall.

There are three zombies here. You recognise James Eastgate.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a dead body here. It's James Eastgate...


Sunday, November 30, 2008

You recognise xuanwu

You are standing outside a factory, a tall yellow-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. There are two zombies here.There are four dead bodies here. You recognise xuanwu amongst them.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord. xuanwu's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

You enter the building.
You are inside the Hambro Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Jason Magnum (60HP), Bass Junkie14 (45HP), digitizer (35HP), Kendrickson (52HP) and vatgrownmeat (47HP).

Somebody has spraypainted panacea 1111 onto a wall.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Also here is vatgrownmeat...

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.There is a lone zombie here.

You say "The Buddha said, No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed."

You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using a desk, you begin to build a barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here is vatgrownmeat (37HP).

Thursday, November 27, 2008

ZeddyRuxpin headshot1111

You find your route blocked by a collapsed wall, and are forced to street level.
You are standing outside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.There are four zombies here. You recognise Dr Coriell amongst them.There are ten dead bodies here.

You enter the building.You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.There are two zombies here. You recognise ZeddyRuxpin and Vulgarpigeon.

You say "The Buddha spoke: Those who recite and be mindful of the name of the dragon Krkala, will eliminate demonic obstructions in their present lifetimes, and be reborn in the peaceful and blissful world in their subsequent lifetimes."

You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 49 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 45 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 41 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 37 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 33 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 29 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 21 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 13 HP.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 5 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 1 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

You are inside the Hayler Building. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here are Maunder (55HP), James Eastgate (34HP), burninmylight (26HP) and Unyaa (3HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
Somebody has spraypainted Redemption 1111 onto a wall.

Using a wooden crate, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a smashed desk, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now...

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

panacea 1111....

You are standing outside Langman Lane Fire Station, a four-storey concrete building surrounded by railings. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.There are four zombies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat amongst them.There are two dead bodies here.

There are three zombies here. There are three dead bodies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.
There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. vatgrownmeat's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

You enter the building.You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There are three zombies here.There is a dead body here.
You are inside the Hambro Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Jason Magnum (60HP), digitizer (40HP), Jeb Xoel (30HP) and vatgrownmeat (42HP).

Somebody has spraypainted panacea 1111 onto a wall.

The floor is flecked with dried blood.....

You are standing outside St Willibrord's Hospital, a fire-damaged metal-and-glass building, covered with graffiti. The building's doors have been secured. Through the broken windows, you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

There are four zombies here.
There are eight dead bodies here.

You enter the building.

The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are Teryks (21HP), 24292616 (11HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (53HP).
Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using an empty bed, you begin to build a barricade.
Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
The building has been quite strongly barricaded.....

The lights go on in Clayton Cinema

You enter the building.
You are inside Clayton Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been secured.
You hook the generator up.
You refuel the generator.
You repair the damage to the building. (5AP)
Using some seats, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a row of seats, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using some loose planks, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a row of seats, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a projector, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a projector, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.
Using some loose planks, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add some loose planks to the barricade, but can't find a place for them....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Get your needles & FAK & hide...

You are inside Tompson Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been very heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 68 survivors gathered here. [list names].

Somebody has spraypainted ExectutioN@1111 onto a wall.

You broadcast "RRF is coming, everyone in Lockettside will die. Flee now!" on 27.20 MHz.
You broadcast "Get your needles & FAK & hide until they leave, RUN!!" on 27.20 MHz.
You broadcast "If you stay and fight, they just get xp & your life is wasted" on 27.20 MHz.

Monday, November 24, 2008

More Revenge on Gore Corps...

You are inside St Alexander's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 96 survivors gathered here.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your shotgun at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your shotgun at Psycho Killer.
They die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You reload your shotgun.....

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Revenge on the Gore Corps...

You are inside Major Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Nikimaru (50HP), FireVixen (44HP), Agent Rubber Piggy (50HP), Fred Costello (60HP), Johnny Bass (60HP), Senator Incitatus (60HP), Dark Balter (22HP), golam (26HP), Speratus Spore (50HP), sunb0rn (59HP) and John Haven (28HP).

You say "The Buddha said, No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed."

You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 18 HP.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 10 HP.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 2 HP.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your pistol at golam for 5 damage, they die.

Friday, November 21, 2008

inside Tompson Mall

You are inside Tompson Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Sirs (60HP), Inner Hollow (50HP), DiscoSux (60HP), Porco Russo (60HP), hamburgerface (60HP), Jesse Stevenson (50HP), Alex Howell (60HP), AAAGuy (60HP), Ewisher (60HP), saede kyrielis (60HP), JonVendetta (60HP), benhumped (60HP), frysimp (60HP), Farkos (60HP), Dmitribeta (50HP), Super Slikkk (50HP), JP 30 06 (60HP), Professor Skridlow (60HP), theunitmonster (60HP), Brigander (60HP), Coldwater (60HP), Darthwing (50HP), Vitu Brazil (50HP), Vitu Brazuka (60HP), Scotty O (60HP), devilf88 (60HP), Miashara (60HP), 7xabelsx7 (50HP), Nano Mikey (60HP), Sub Eng (60HP), Thug Behram (60HP), NuttyCheese (60HP), fcriseku (60HP) and Bill Hands (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.20 MHz. One of the shops has been decorated with two conceptual paintings and an African painting.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a pistol clip.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.

the dust is never raised...

You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building's doors have been left wide open.

There is a horde of thirty zombies here. You recognise Tom Zarek and Buddy Z amongst them.

There are 56 dead bodies here. You recognise Lord Moloch and Dark Balter amongst them.

You say "The Buddha said, Evil-doers who denounce the wise resemble a person who spits against the sky; the spittle will never reach the sky; but comes down on himself. Evil-doers again resemble a man who stirs the dust against the wind, the dust is never raised... "

You heard a loud and low groaning...and again...and again...and again...and again

You are at Nicols Avenue. There is a mob of thirteen zombies here.
  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (7 hours and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 52 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 46 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 34 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 27 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Capt Rick Grimes said "Eeny meeny miney mo..." (59 minutes ago)
  • Capt Rick Grimes revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (59 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (17 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 minutes ago)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The lights went out in St George's Hospital....

You are tassajaramonk and you are dead. You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted There are absolutely no humans in this building! onto a wall.

There is a horde of 51 other zombies here. You recognise Buddy Z, Tom Zarek and commando101st amongst them. There are thirty dead bodies here. You recognise Tarman2007, a runaway child and Lord Moloch amongst them.
  • A zombie gestured at the barricades. (4 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in St George's Hospital. (31 seconds ago)

killed

You are lying outside a warehouse, a small red-brick building flanked by trees. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted un-revive point outside st George's -- onto a wall.

There are two zombies here.

There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (30 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (30 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged you out into the street. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (27 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (24 minutes ago)

golam shot you with a shotgun ...and again...and again...and again...and again

You are inside St George's Hospital..
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (15 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (7 seconds ago)
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (7 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (32 seconds ago) ...and again. (22 seconds ago)
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (22 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (14 seconds ago) ...and again. (8 seconds ago) ...and again. (2 seconds ago)
You are inside a warehouse. You have 12 Hit Points....

The siege of Malton College of Medicine

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 88 survivors gathered here. [list names]

One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a faded tapestry, a dark tapestry and three glass vases.

Somebody has spraypainted Siege party! Cades EHB! Save the cookies! onto a wall.

You hook the generator up.

You refuel the generator.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Use Revivification Syringe on Dr Gre

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There is a crowd of 93 survivors gathered here. [list names]

One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a dark tapestry, a faded tapestry and three glass vases.

Somebody has spraypainted Siege party! Cades EHB! Save the cookies! onto a wall.

There is a group of seven zombies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 second ago)

You fire at the zombie and miss.

Use Revivification Syringe on (10AP)
Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Doctor Gre's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.


You clear a body out of the building.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

This one's got spunk...

You are at Nicols Avenue. Also here is Chynn (55HP).

There is a mob of eleven zombies here.
There are five dead bodies here.

You raise your arms to the sky.

You say "Hrh mrh!"

You gesture at yourself.

  • Chynn said "Well, whadayaknow? This one's got spunk." (1 minute ago)
  • Chynn revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 minute ago)

You raise your arms to the sky.....

You are tassajaramonk and you are dead.

You are at Nicols Avenue.

There is a mob of twelve other zombies here.

There are five dead bodies here.

You raise your arms to the sky.

outside St George's Hospital

You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted YOU CAN NEVER HAVE OUR COOKIES! onto a wall.

There is a horde of 54 other zombies here. You recognise Buddy Z amongst them.

There are fourteen dead bodies here.

You were killed...

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There is a lone zombie here.There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Detective Conan. (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Shay Desmond. (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • Detective Conan rose from the dead as a zombie. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed a zombie. (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Capt Rick Grimes. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • 27.73 MHz: "We will DEFEND the cookies until our last breath & beyond!" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • 27.73 MHz: "you have to go throught me, mighty oak to get our cookies!" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)