You are lying outside Caiger Mall, a narrow white-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted # #ady's %%**y #### onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There are four zombies here.

There are 53 dead bodies here. Four of them smell strange. You recognise Bucky Tesla, Clay Nomex, Doctor 21 and Capt Rick Grimes amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (yesterday)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (yesterday)
• A zombie bit dekez to death. (yesterday)
• lrnj3 began to rebuild the barricades, using some sign boards. (yesterday)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• lrnj3 began to rebuild the barricades, using an office chair. (yesterday)
• 27.77 MHz: "10 Zs in Caigerm help urgently needed!" (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (yesterday)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud bellowing from somewhere nearby. (yesterday)
• BullMeister killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• A zombie killed ConClancy. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (yesterday)
• SantaCruzTerry revivified a zombie. (yesterday)
• SantaCruzTerry said "welcome back to the living Totenmannskiste" (yesterday)
• SantaCruzTerry began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic barrier. (yesterday)
• Agnes BadenPowell healed you for 10 HP. (yesterday)
• SantaCruzTerry said "Thanks Agnes." (yesterday)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (yesterday)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (yesterday)
• sweet little girl killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• Caliope Corn killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (yesterday)
• R Cameron Corbett killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• A zombie killed Boundoz. (yesterday)
• SantaCruzTerry began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic barrier. (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• Firemen Blaze began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic barrier. (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (yesterday)
• A zombie killed Rick Fury. (yesterday)
• Capt Katie Helm USAF said "How'd Totenmannskiste get here? My alt in Penny Heights was dealing with him, like, yesterday." (yesterday)
• Capt Katie Helm USAF killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• deadheart killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• Firemen Blaze began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (yesterday)
• Firemen Blaze killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• Geoff Swonnell killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
• man who gets eaten killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
• Luther Chuggs killed a zombie with a shotgun. (yesterday) ...and another.
• Luther Chuggs began to rebuild the barricades, using an armchair. (yesterday)
• Redd eyed jedi killed a zombie with a shotgun. (yesterday)
• Redd eyed jedi killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday) ...and another. (23 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• craigdotrawr killed a zombie with a pistol. (23 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Maradon killed a zombie with a pistol. (23 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• Capt Katie Helm USAF said "Holy CRAP! We beat them down! I was actually slightly worried. Amazing job, everyone! Way to put lead downrange!" (23 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (23 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Capt Katie Helm USAF began to rebuild the barricades, using a dining table. (23 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (22 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from somewhere nearby. (22 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Brunius killed a zombie with a pistol. (22 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Christopher Bob killed a zombie with a pistol. (22 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from somewhere nearby. (22 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Christopher Bob began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic barrier. (22 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• man who gets eaten revivified a zombie. (22 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Whispering Feathers healed you for 10 HP. (22 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Whispering Feathers said "Out of FAKs again, bwaha! You guys get hurt way too often, yo :D" (exactly 22 hours ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (21 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• John Frink installed a generator in the building. (21 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• John Frink refuelled the generator. (21 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (21 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 began to rebuild the barricades, using a shopping trolley. (21 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 said "shiiiiiiiiiiiit sorry santacruz omg" (21 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 began to rebuild the barricades, using some sign boards. (21 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 killed a zombie with a fire axe. (21 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (21 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• andrewpandarew2 said "noooooooooooo" (21 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (21 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (21 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• A zombie destroyed the generator. (21 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (21 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• brer88 began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (21 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (21 hours and 10 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (21 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• brer88 began to rebuild the barricades, using a sofa. (21 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (21 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Terrion out into the street. (21 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Bucky Tesla began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic barrier. (21 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Bucky Tesla killed a zombie with a pistol. (exactly 21 hours ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (exactly 21 hours ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (20 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Terraplane began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Terraplane killed a zombie with a shotgun. (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• SantaCruzTerry healed you for 10 HP. (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Terraplane killed a zombie with a pistol. (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Terraplane killed a zombie with a shotgun. (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Doctor Herbert Westt killed a zombie with a pistol. (20 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (20 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Doctor Herbert Westt killed a zombie with a pistol. (20 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in the Latrobe Building. (20 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Luther Chuggs. (20 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• You heard a low and muffled groaning from somewhere nearby. (20 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from somewhere nearby. (19 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed SantaCruzTerry. (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• ctuxrun killed a zombie with a pistol. (19 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (18 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (18 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a pistol. (18 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• 27.77 MHz: "zombie Christmas party at tarasius! suck it squadron1osers!" (18 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Capt Rick Grimes out into the street. (18 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from somewhere nearby. (18 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed SK100. (18 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Clayton Carmine repaired the radio transmitter. (18 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• timerider42 repaired the radio transmitter. (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• timerider42 killed a zombie with a pistol. (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Marko123. (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged great cowardly lion out into the street. (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• ConClancy killed a zombie with a pistol. (16 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• ConClancy repaired the radio transmitter. (16 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Tanaka Rei said "Whooosh.....screeeack!* Glad to be of assistance. Sionara(bows) Whooosh***" (exactly 16 hours ago)
• Tanaka Rei killed a zombie with a pistol. (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Dznot. (15 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit a zombie to death. (15 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at one of the bodies. (15 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (15 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (15 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed a zombie. (15 hours and 1 minute ago)
• A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (exactly 15 hours ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (14 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Undead Voldemort healed you for 10 HP. (14 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (14 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (14 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• Undead Voldemort healed you for 10 HP. (14 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Undead Voldemort said "STOP INFECTING TASSAJARAMONK PLEASE." (14 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (14 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (14 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• PaulyD killed a zombie with a pistol. (14 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed ZeroAlexandria. (13 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Scroggers killed a zombie with a pistol. (13 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• fental healed you for 10 HP. (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice killed a zombie with a pistol. (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice revivified a zombie. (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
• Aranik killed a zombie with a shotgun. (12 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Dragonfly77. (12 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Brade Wunner out into the street. (11 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Isabella Scott said "Not today, Mr. Man." (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Isabella Scott killed man who gets eaten with a fire axe. (11 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Isabella Scott said "It was hurting my eyes." (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Isabella Scott killed searinglight with a pistol. (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (10 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (10 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (10 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside the Latrobe Building. (10 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• nandro killed a zombie with a knife. (10 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• nandro killed a zombie with a flare gun. (10 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• You heard a low and muffled groaning from somewhere nearby. (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• SkyButtrum2 killed a zombie with a fire axe. (9 hours and 42 minutes ago) ...and another.
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Robin Flagg. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Clay Nomex killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and another. (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• PressX killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (8 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (8 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Suge Eskularru killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Suge Eskularru killed a zombie with a shotgun. (8 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Firefly 1 killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 16 minutes ago) ...and another. (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Robin Flagg said "babe, wake up! we gotta go! damn zeds..." (8 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Robin Flagg killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again.
• The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged ctuxrun out into the street. (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Doctor 21 killed a zombie with a pistol. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged you out into the street. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (7 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Zmithy stood up. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in the Latrobe Building. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• You were killed by a zombie. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• You heard a low and muffled groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside the Latrobe Building. (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• You heard a low and muffled groaning 1 block to the south. (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in another corner of the building. (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• You heard a muffled groaning from somewhere nearby. (51 minutes ago)
• You heard a low and muffled groaning 1 block to the south. (19 minutes ago)

You are inside Caiger Mall.

You are inside Caiger Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are staydown (57_HP), Lantis (60_HP), Muumipeikko (60_HP), Doctor 21 (60_HP), Terrion (60_HP), Shinku Ramen (60_HP), BullMeister (60_HP), Rick Fury (60_HP), Brade Wunner (60_HP), SantaCruzTerry (60_HP), Terraplane (60_HP), ctuxrun (57_HP), Luther Chuggs (60_HP), Dragonfly77 (60_HP), Rock Stoner (60_HP), Doctor Herbert Westt (60_HP), Trevor White (60_HP), butch wormjuice (60_HP), Winnan (60_HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60_HP), Brunoo (60_HP), Clayton Carmine (60_HP), SpankyFace (50_HP), dekez (55_HP), Capt Katie Helm USAF (60_HP), Geoff Swonnell (60_HP), El Perro Bombero (60_HP) and F700 (55_HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.43 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Rock Stoner's boner onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

• Doctor Herbert Westt killed a zombie with a pistol. (12 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• FTD7 killed a zombie with a pistol. (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• FTD7 began to rebuild the barricades, using an armchair. (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• 26.43 MHz: "Caiger NE needs some Z cleared out, come shoot some" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Doctor Herbert Westt killed a zombie with a pistol. (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Terraplane killed a zombie with a pistol. (11 hours and 52 minutes ago) ...and another. (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (10 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (10 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Doctor Herbert Westt began to rebuild the barricades, using some sign boards. (10 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• PressX killed a zombie with a shotgun. (9 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Maabaa began to rebuild the barricades, using a plastic tree. (8 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• putfy killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• putfy said "Good luck" (8 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (8 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• ctuxrun killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 37 minutes ago) ...and another.
• Gratefulltobedead killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Geoff Swonnell killed a zombie with a pistol. (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) ...and another. (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Aki Lutinnen revivified a zombie. (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Luther Chuggs killed a zombie with a pistol. (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Preston HugeArms killed a zombie with a pistol. (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Doctor Herbert Westt killed a zombie with a pistol. (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Holloms Auto Repair. (4 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice installed a generator in the building. (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Bucky Tesla. (3 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Winnan repaired the generator. (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Winnan killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Winnan began to rebuild the barricades, using a smashed television. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Capt Rick Grimes refuelled the generator. (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Capt Rick Grimes said "One zombie inside Hollums Auto." (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Holloms Auto Repair. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
• lrnj3 installed a radio transmitter in the building. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
• lrnj3 broadcast "Caiger break-in repelled, please help cading" from here, on 26.43 MHz. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
• 27.77 MHz: "Caiger break-in repelled. Please come FAK us!" (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside the Latrobe Building. (22 minutes ago)