Friday, January 29, 2010

the Brockliss Building

You enter the building.

You are inside the Brockliss Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Let's hold it OPB!!! onto a wall.

There are two zombies here.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 7 HP.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 3 HP. You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

good job tassajaramonk

You are inside Fort Perryn gatehouse, standing beneath an overhang from the military complex's main wall. The gates leading out into the city have been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Capt Drop kick (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), TubaMuhba (60HP), HellzRocker (50HP), Cybercon III (60HP), Dirk Dashing (60HP), aguacommander (50HP), Kieran Furlong (60HP), SantaCruzTerry (60HP), Hoisting Jim (60HP), martin rock (60HP), SaulKD (60HP), Neil Baring (50HP), Callan Hunter (60HP), Dr Flint (60HP), chupadocta (60HP), Dominica Bekker (60HP), Dogmutt (50HP), Pertwee (50HP), irene cara (60HP), Hellwin (60HP), Xedoh (50HP), glasses mcloud (60HP), THEBOBINATOR (60HP), Epaminondas (60HP), debeselis (60HP), Samurye (50HP), Raving Lunatic (60HP), RFeynman (50HP), zombiedodger (60HP), Sentar (60HP), Candide666 (60HP), DuMaurier (60HP), RyanTheUgly (50HP), Newton Khan (60HP), Singkit03 (60HP), Antwiler (50HP), jackjameson (60HP), sam542 (60HP), Mark Capelli (60HP), Karyzma (50HP), Captain Gair (60HP), Mormonpussy (60HP), Beef McStud (60HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Jack Lad (60HP), TYLERCROSS (32HP), Mysiric (60HP), gobuick (60HP), andrewpandarew2 (60HP), Anthony Padilla (50HP), jayfox84 (50HP), Abe Brown (60HP), xBAMx (60HP), Medora Callan (60HP), Jarmen K (60HP), sohofalco8 (39HP), Night Thrasher (60HP), Jezzafell Jones (60HP), Logan Ehntholt (60HP), Bucky Tesla (60HP) and Red Koiote (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.79 MHz. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand.

Somebody has spraypainted Keep VSB++ at all times. Do not overcade!! onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's adnexed.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "11 zeds outside Tarasius - metcalfe museum ransacked" (10 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "break -ins in Tarasius - 2 zeds inside" (8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 minutes ago)
  • Midge Owner began to rebuild the barricades, using some empty boxes. (1 minute ago)

You fire your pistol at adnexed for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Since your last turn:

  • fleurus said "good job tassajaramonk" (7 minutes ago)

Saturday, January 23, 2010

inside Fort Perryn gatehouse

You are inside Fort Perryn gatehouse, standing beneath an overhang from the military complex's main wall. The gates leading out into the city have been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 50 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.79 MHz. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand.

Somebody has spraypainted Keep VSB++ at all times. Do not overcade!! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau killed a zombie with a shotgun. (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau began to rebuild the barricades, using some breezeblocks. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • Doctor 21 said "Six standing outside now! My trusty axe finished the job." (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Pertwee said "just four right outside. thanks for the help, folks." (6 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • JMark chambers broadcast "Everyone tuning in?" from here, on 27.79 MHz. (6 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Red Koiote said "I hath slain an undead soldier! put him to the sword, and now only Three stand outside this well guarded gate. and with our mighty persistance, we, the survivors, may keep this palace afloat in a sea dominated by the rising dead." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed silasw2. (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Jensonson began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty crate. (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • Private Mattfire said "Howdie fellas !" (4 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • caroxoze said "Just took a look around the burb... Everything is looking fine." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 EX force. Burke bank is ruined" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "use for entry point." (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • Nimzy Shnaker said "Well actually im heading out to rez the phone mast building...LEts bring life to this town!" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
  • Nimzy Shnaker said "Wish me luck im headign out" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
  • Jezzafell Jones said "Hey tasssajaramonk, i'd like to formally join Squadron1111. My friend Bucky Tesla informed of how you guys operate and i'd like to join your cause." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "3 more revives needed at Bragg!" (1 minute ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Creedy Guerilla Raiders are PKing at Tarasius" (35 seconds ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Killing 2-3 per day. Who cares they are buffoons..." (16 seconds ago)

Monday, January 18, 2010

You are inside Mitchem Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Damon Delacroix (15HP), Ecuo (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP) and andrewpandarew2 (51HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Somebody has spraypainted WELCOME BACK CLEAN AIR RECLAMATORS! FILTER US! onto a wall.

There are two zombies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged bster out into the street. (19 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 began to rebuild the barricades, using a mannequin. (19 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (18 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 said "Im outta ap. Killed one, put it at LSB. Rest is up to you guys!" (16 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 said "Add me on your contact list, I bet im gonna die!" (14 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 minutes ago)
You drag some plastic seating towards the doors, but the zombies lurch into your way.Dragging some plastic seating past the zombies, you begin to build a barricade.

You restore 10 hit points to Damon Delacroix, taking them to 25.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (32 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (32 minutes ago)
  • Icie Hot began to rebuild the barricades, using a smashed television. (21 seconds ago)
You restore 10 hit points to andrewpandarew2, taking them to 60.

Since your last turn:

  • andrewpandarew2 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
  • The Real Ted Nugent killed a zombie with a knife. (49 minutes ago)
  • The Real Ted Nugent killed a zombie with a pistol. (48 minutes ago)
  • The lights came on in another corner of the building. (48 minutes ago)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

1111 Expeditionary Force inside Fort Creedy NOW!

You are inside Fort Creedy infirmary. Extra beds have been dragged over from the barracks, and the air carries the sting of cheap disinfectant. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Meta 1 (50HP), sgt meister (60HP), Doctor 21 (50HP), alwayzcool (55HP), Xedoh (50HP), Tipsy Tanked (60HP), ajaks reed (55HP) and Guardian Trust (50HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Absolution1111 onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 Expeditionary Force inside Fort Creedy NOW!" (4 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Focus on bringing Generators and Gas, no lights on yet..." (3 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "No shooting yet, just find genies & gas & get inside" (3 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Light up the infirmary first, then lets clear the Armoury" (2 minutes ago)

You broadcast "1111 broadcasting from Fort Creedy Infirmary... 1111 is Here" on 27.77 MHz.

Monday, January 11, 2010

1111Absolution1111

You are inside the Betty Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Dr Lancelot (60HP), Peter Glau (60HP), Doctor 21 (50HP), SantaCruzTerry (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Raving Lunatic (60HP), Toodles McGaha (40HP), imtombstone (60HP), Dapen (60HP), Samurye (50HP) and Lazarius (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Absolution1111 onto a wall.

You say "Good to see you Samureye. Be sure to save any more fuel and FAKs that you have, we are gonna need everything we've got when we hit Creedy. Supplies are hard to come by over there, so use them sparingly... I'm going to scout ahead and find our next stop."

Sunday, January 10, 2010

You spray 1111NeverEnding1111 here.

You are inside Lorenzo General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are addictio (60HP), NemesisReborn (60HP), Airheadoh (60HP), Turbojugnd (60HP), Psychic Doctor (60HP), Rakoth (60HP), Zajebywator (60HP), Zafrina (60HP), javboy (60HP), Pender Molbrew (60HP), GIadius (60HP), Dr Healer (60HP), Ronald Bellcraft (60HP), Geese Howard (60HP), Acid Bomb (55HP), Dr Allstop (60HP), Marvin von Mars (60HP), Yoshinaka (44HP), Gronko Bigchin (60HP) and GauchoSD (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. A plastic Christmas tree has been set up here, and decorated with white lights. One of the wards has been decorated with a print of a tapestry and a length of tinsel.

Somebody has spraypainted FAK thy neighbor as thou wouldst thine own brother onto a wall.

You retune the radio to operate on 27.77 MHz.

You broadcast "1111 Expeditionary Force members leave on Monday..." on 27.77 MHz.

You broadcast "First stop point Lorenzo General Hospital (59, 58) " on 27.77 MHz.
You broadcast "Repeat: meet at Lorenzo General Hospital (59, 58)" on 27.77 MHz.
You broadcast "3 suburbs East of Lerwill Heights. 1111 Awaits..." on 27.77 MHz.

You spray 1111NeverEnding1111 here.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

mob will eat your manbagz!

You are inside Teek Boulevard Police Dept. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Sgt Yeo (60HP), Soulgamer (60HP), PsychoSick (60HP), Last'Pretorian (60HP), Nick Rodriguez (60HP), jsoftcheck (60HP), odin12345 (60HP), SantaCruzTerry (60HP), Brad Luckman (50HP), gunnum (50HP), Blake Firedancer (60HP), Leetduck (60HP), magasit (60HP), Bamar (60HP), John McKlane (50HP), Dj Rager (60HP), wayne82444 (60HP), Luke Antwan (50HP), shamblepus (60HP) and Trey Stone (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111isComingtoKillThoseZombies... onto a wall.
  • 27.77 MHz: "Hello Harmanz!" (20 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Ganna zmahz manbagz!" (19 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Mrh! Graaaagh?" (19 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "MOB will devour your SOUL!" (18 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Brnr?" (18 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "BaRhAh!!!" (16 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "yawn... MOBB? eat me.. hahahah!" (14 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "HAHA" (14 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "MOB LOVES MEEEEE!" (13 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "mob will eat your manbagz!" (12 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "yuck manbagz taste like dirt!" (10 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "errr eww... Mob is a buncha manbag lovers! kinda gross..." (9 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "he ate manbagz" (8 minutes ago)

They can come back, we're waiting!

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 65 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed moose head, an impressionist sculpture, seven carved pumpkins, a stuffed fish and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital and Zombie Research Centre VSB onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • DiSm said "Always there for the good fight :D I'd be glad to help again next time! They can come back we're waiting!" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • Warren T Void said "anyone need a heal" (5 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Til Schweiger began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Sylas Aesop out into the street. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • krazyfkr killed a zombie with a pistol. (2 hours and 53 minutes ago) ...and another. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Tara Wheatley began to rebuild the barricades, using some chairs. (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • adee 1988 said "equipment for creedy fight is as follows:1 flak jack, 1 fireaxe, 6 loaded pistols,5 loaded shotguns, 1 shotgun shell, 1 pistol clip, 1 flaregun, 1 toolbox, 1 radio, 1dna extrctor, and 3 fak's...is this adequit?...im 100% emcumbered...any changes i should" (55 minutes ago)
  • adee 1988 said "make just say and ill listen" (55 minutes ago)
  • adee 1988 said "make that 4 faks" (54 minutes ago)
  • adee 1988 said "also i could use my zombie alt to scout the area for vsb buildings to make it to before we travel so we dont run into buildings under siege/ ruined buildings or EHB buildings on our long journey to creedy....just tell me if thats a good idea" (41 minutes ago)
  • adee 1988 said "hes currently in riddlybank" (40 minutes ago)
  • xiad said "Well, got diagnosis now, but only through healing on who was dragged outside. Sucks how I'm never on at the right time..." (19 minutes ago)

Friday, January 8, 2010

There is no generator here to repair.# A zombie destroyed the generator. (5 seconds ago)

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are deadeye06 (60HP), Hazuzu (50HP), Yang Qiao (60HP), Sylas Aesop (50HP), Private Pubic (50HP), nifty steve (60HP), katie heritage (50HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Winston5 (50HP), hotjavagirly (60HP), djobb (50HP), Morgana Flynn (60HP), MedicCole1 (50HP), Junblebee (50HP), colt commando (60HP), Travis Andress (50HP), Raymoncam (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), Frank Roberts (60HP), Lerime (60HP), duke cage (60HP), txeyen (60HP), andrewpandarew2 (50HP), Micheal Summers (60HP), cameron shelley (60HP), MBT Mousey (60HP), Daniel Muir (50HP), Warren T Void (50HP), giligong (60HP), Venkmin (50HP), Zombie Farmer (60HP), Malady Mayhem (60HP), Isis Smith (50HP), Samurye (50HP), krazyfkr (60HP), Doctorotcod (50HP), Killer X747 (60HP), krollthewarriorking (60HP), Tara Wheatley (60HP), Matt Kong (50HP), Paul Moses (50HP), codemil (50HP), Captain Fancy (60HP), xiad (50HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60HP), Palmer Z (60HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), ArgRIB (60HP), Kiloditer (60HP), gobuick (60HP), butch wormjuice (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), OptimusSlime (60HP), Til Schweiger (60HP), Jess Noir (50HP), REGDAB (50HP), Look Im a doctor (50HP), Aodhan McBrainiac (50HP), Doctor 21 (50HP), gabriel chicago (60HP), Peter Glau (60HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP), robbiemac2 (50HP), Shotgunchief (60HP), Raving Lunatic (60HP) and DiSm (60HP).

A badly damaged portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. A plastic Christmas tree has been set up here. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed moose head, an impressionist sculpture, seven carved pumpkins, a stuffed fish and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital and Zombie Research Centre VSB onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise Ferrio and grandpabody.

There is no generator here to repair.
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (5 seconds ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 second ago)
Dragging a gurney past the zombies, you begin to build a barricade.
Exhausted, you can go no further.
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (56 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (56 minutes ago)
  • DiSm healed you for 5 HP. (56 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 minutes ago)
  • DiSm healed you for 5 HP. (55 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (55 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (55 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed IcyNewYear. (55 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the tree. (55 minutes ago)
  • Sarai Krieg killed a zombie with a shotgun. (55 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Dr Coriell. (54 minutes ago)
  • Malachi Krieg healed you for 10 HP. (52 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau killed a zombie with a pistol. (50 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (50 minutes ago)
  • Til Schweiger began to rebuild the barricades, using a gurney. (50 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau killed a zombie with a pistol. (50 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau said "I´m so drunk and still whipped those zombies´ asses. But after all I´m Finnish, so the drunkesness is only natural..." (47 minutes ago)
  • Raving Lunatic said "Man i thouggt that counterattack would come later. I just logged off right before it started" (36 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 said "Dammit! I woke up too late to whoop ass D:" (35 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau said "Well it came and now... we just wait for another. Although I´m a bit too drunk to wait for anything so I´ll just keep on drinking..." (35 minutes ago)
  • andrewpandarew2 said "Ima go out on an ammo run ;D" (34 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau said "I´m going for a drunk run then." (33 minutes ago)
  • Raving Lunatic said "Hey dism you're just in time for the party!" (33 minutes ago)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Balls To The Whalls! Holler to Squad 1111

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are deadeye06 (60HP), Hazuzu (50HP), Shotgunchief (60HP), krazyfkr (60HP), Yang Qiao (60HP), Sylas Aesop (50HP), Private Pubic (50HP), Doctor Thantos (60HP), nifty steve (60HP), katie heritage (50HP), Venkmin (50HP), codemil (50HP), cameron shelley (60HP), Look Im a doctor (50HP), xiad (50HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Winston5 (50HP), hotjavagirly (60HP), Doctor 21 (50HP), djobb (50HP), Morgana Flynn (60HP), Til Schweiger (60HP), Warren T Void (50HP), Matt Kong (50HP), MedicCole1 (50HP), robbiemac2 (50HP), gabriel chicago (60HP), mattyb5 (60HP), Junblebee (50HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60HP), colt commando (60HP), Paul Moses (50HP), Travis Andress (50HP), Malady Mayhem (60HP), Kiloditer (60HP), Doctorotcod (50HP), MBT Mousey (60HP), Aodhan McBrainiac (50HP), Raymoncam (60HP), krollthewarriorking (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Antiartillary (60HP), Micheal Summers (60HP), Raving Lunatic (60HP), Mac Snowsense (50HP), Isis Smith (50HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), Zombie Farmer (60HP), Philip Oliver Holes (60HP), Frank Roberts (60HP), Captain Fancy (60HP), gobuick (60HP), Lerime (60HP), andrewpandarew2 (50HP), duke cage (30HP), txeyen (60HP), Peter Glau (60HP) and OptimusSlime (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a damaged radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. A plastic Christmas tree has been set up here. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed moose head, an impressionist sculpture, seven carved pumpkins, a stuffed fish and two stuffed tiger heads.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital and Zombie Research Centre VSB onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Brandon Vette destroyed the generator. (54 minutes ago)
  • duke cage said "I'll go look for a generator. Cause I'm awesome." (26 minutes ago)
  • duke cage said "This is for all the badasses at Squad 1111" (24 minutes ago)
  • duke cage installed a generator in the building. (24 minutes ago)
  • duke cage said "what the... it needs fuel. Damnit, be back with more awesomeness" (24 minutes ago)
  • duke cage said "Duke you are so awesome... why thank you, duke. You know who is more awesome? That Mark Whalberg dude.... haha. You are so right. You know who sucks? Aegis Tyra and Pkin'g fucksuck fuckers! TRUTH!" (23 minutes ago)
  • duke cage refuelled the generator. (23 minutes ago)
  • duke cage said "YES! *FIST PUMP* Now I can perform face surgery!" (22 minutes ago)
  • duke cage broadcast "Balls To The Whalls! Holler to Squad 1111!" from here, on 27.77 MHz. (22 minutes ago)
  • Peter Glau said "You know, as a child I dreamed of being.. a.. baseball. What a morning to be drunk..." (18 minutes ago)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Mod Zero bannanagangbang

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