Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Kill Me, Please!

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (12 seconds ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (8 seconds ago) ...and again. (7 seconds ago) ...and again. (5 seconds ago) ...and again. (4 seconds ago)

Using a vending machine, you begin to build a barricade.Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.

Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (54 seconds ago)

You say "fishwich (46HP), CmdShepperd (56HP), jessicarr (46HP)and Pastel Ink (58HP) all need healing!! Whoo Hoo get that XP folks!! Could someone get the cades back to VSB please? As for pennyy, hard to make out what shes saying.. something like Kill Me, Please!"

Exhausted, you can go no further.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

1111SpeakFriend&Enter

You are standing outside Blesley Library, a four-storey concrete building whose facade is beginning to crumble. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111SpeakFriend&Enter onto a wall.

You spray 1111SpeakFriend&Enter here.

Friday, September 25, 2009

1111MeansTheEndOfAllThings

You are inside Marven Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 88 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.99 MHz. One of the shops has been decorated with a cubist sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111MeansTheEndOfAllThings onto a wall.

You spray 1111MeansTheEndOfAllThings here. Your spraycan hisses and runs out.

BombOnTheyAzzLikeTheLastOutlaws@1111

You are inside Marven Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 89 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.99 MHz. One of the shops has been decorated with a cubist sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted BombOnTheyAzzLikeTheLastOutlaws@1111 onto a wall.

You spray BombOnTheyAzzLikeTheLastOutlaws@1111 here.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

You gesture at one of the zombies...

You are lying outside the Hebditch Building, a large white-stone building riddled with bullet holes. You recognise it as being owned by NecroTech. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1NE onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's BigIron.

There are eleven dead bodies here. You recognise Capt Rick Grimes amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • Philip Oliver Holes said "hi guys" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (52 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (52 minutes ago)
  • Mark Adam C began to rebuild the barricades, using a piece of lab equipment. (50 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (47 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Mark Flinn Thompson out into the street. (42 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a zombie. (41 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (39 minutes ago)
  • MaDB0mBeR dumped your body out onto the street. (17 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 security please report to Tarasius and kill rodent!" (5 seconds ago)

You are dead.

You are standing outside the Hebditch Building, a large white-stone building riddled with bullet holes. You recognise it as being owned by NecroTech. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1NE onto a wall.

There is another zombie here. It's BigIron.

There are eleven dead bodies here. You recognise Capt Rick Grimes amongst them.

You stand up.

You enter the building.

You attack Obvious Prime and miss.You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 47 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 44 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 41 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 38 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 35 HP.Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Obvious Prime.You attack Obvious Prime and miss.You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 32 HP.Obvious Prime writhes in your grip. Your attack does no damage.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 29 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 26 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 23 HP.Obvious Prime writhes in your grip. Your attack does no damage.Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Obvious Prime.You attack Obvious Prime and miss.You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 20 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 17 HP.Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Obvious Prime.You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 14 HP.

You gesture at one of the zombies.


You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 11 HP.Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Obvious Prime.Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Obvious Prime.You maul Obvious Prime for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 8 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 5 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 2 HP.Gripping Obvious Prime by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "colt commando has taken out the trash, thanks.." (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
  • jenna green revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (48 minutes ago)

ExterminateZombies@1111

You are inside the Hebditch Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Quanticider (30HP), Mark Flinn Thompson (60HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted ExterminateZombies@1111 onto a wall.

You spray ExterminateZombies@1111 here....

Monday, September 21, 2009

You were killed by a zombie:BrainziIla

You are lying outside Julie General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Revives 1E onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are eight dead bodies here. Two of them smell strange.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • The lights came on inside a warehouse. (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Victor mortal began to rebuild the barricades, using a length of pipe. (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in Julie General Hospital. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed DeAnna McDoom. (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed salientlucidity. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged you out into the street. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie stood up. (3 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged kathryn nozed out into the street. (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You were killed by a zombie. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • You heard a distant groaning 2 blocks to the east. (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Hucks at Flooks drinkin the lemonade" (8 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Might be here a few nights yet lol.. hic..." (8 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Liquefaction1111

You are inside Julie General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Whisker Biscuit (60HP), DeAnna McDoom (50HP), kathryn nozed (60HP), Zafrina (60HP) and salientlucidity (55HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
  • imtombstone installed a generator in the building. (22 minutes ago)

You refuel the generator.

You spray Liquefaction1111 here.

he is close upon Nirvana....

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital and Zombie Research Centre - onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise pennyyy and JohnDead.

There are three dead bodies here.

You say "The Awakened One said: A Bhikshu (mendicant) who delights in earnestness, who looks with fear on thoughtlessness, moves about like fire, burning all his fetters, small or large."

You say "The Awakened One said: A Bhikshu (mendicant) who delights in reflection, who looks with fear on thoughtlessness, cannot fall away (from his perfect state)--he is close upon Nirvana...."

Sunday, September 20, 2009

zombies dead now

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Franklin Dobbs (60HP), Cross77 (50HP), cameron shelley (50HP), hotjavagirly (50HP), Roy Archer (60HP), Chanman161 (50HP), Pvt Kerny Destra (50HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), Fat Ed (60HP), 1988 adee (60HP), samuraijack (60HP), misteree (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), Billy Lott (60HP), Alex741 (60HP), Spartan11pieh (60HP), Bjorn Borg (60HP), Billy Mogg (50HP), Jon Jonsson (50HP), Guerrilla Radio (50HP), Igr0 (50HP), 7tyfour (50HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), Fishykawa (50HP), densoi (60HP), Raymoncam (60HP), Krisalyn (60HP), luminos (60HP), Residentstevel (50HP), Tortsy (50HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Chuckee D (50HP), sohofalco8 (50HP) and Durroth Deathbane (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running low on fuel, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a fire-damaged painting, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed moose head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted ~ 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre VSB onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Chuckee D said "Now don't forget though that cemetaries every where are Sacred Ground and Zed killing is not appreciated on those blocks." (yesterday)
  • HuckleBoogie said "crap, sorry guys, i just stabbed the zombie outside.. one time, and he's dead." (yesterday)
  • HuckleBoogie said "some guy named killer somthing in Bragg Park there.. didnt know wether he was a good guy or not.. time for me to rest up now. *pulls touqe over eyes*" (yesterday)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured at itself. (yesterday) ...and again. ...and again.
  • A zombie said ".!..!...!.....!.......!...........!.............!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured at itself. (yesterday)
  • Billy Mogg said "Waz up zed?" (yesterday)
  • densoi said "Heading out for supplies - will be back soon" (yesterday)
  • Qtiplord killed a zombie. (yesterday)
  • Qtiplord began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (yesterday)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • sohofalco8 began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (yesterday)
  • sohofalco8 said "back to vsb+ Some bodies outside but no zeds." (yesterday)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • sohofalco8 said "2 zeds outside Killer x747 @ 23HP." (yesterday)
  • sohofalco8 began to rebuild the barricades, using a gurney. (yesterday)
  • sohofalco8 said "up to vsb again. im out of ap tho. good luck guys" (yesterday)
  • Bran Rainey said "Killer X747 - 38HP, in need of healing@" (yesterday)
  • 27.77 MHz: "Lemonade stand at Flooks!" (yesterday)
  • Lord Hector said "The zombie on top out there is at 2 HP, so please refrain from going and attacking it right now." (yesterday)
  • Paradoxin said "Thanks Dr Coriell, for the revive. I waited outside a day, but somebody just shoot me." (yesterday)
  • Paradoxin said "Mark ZK Nelson, when there is a Zombie, who just gestigure to himself, maybe its not a bad one, ok? :-)" (yesterday)
  • luminos said "i need help I was infected how can I return to normal i dont know sorry my english is bad y know xD" (yesterday)
  • Chuckee D said "I have 22 FAK's-Going on a Healing run-Chk the TRP's" (yesterday)
  • Chuckee D said "These blocks need fuel Langman FS (1SW), the Boulting Bldg.(2SW), the Patterson Hotel (4S), the Hewlett Museum (4S-1E), and Deer Street PS (5S-3W) is Ruined and WO be careful" (23 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "All of the TRP's I found were in good shape except for the Deer Street PS (5S-3W)" (23 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • EatsGrenades said "Hey, im new to this game, so what is this?" (21 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • HuckleBoogie said "whats what? click the Wiki button there on the left and get reading.. there's alot to explain, lol." (21 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • HuckleBoogie said "searching the wards, i gathered together enough supplies to make a first-aid kit... shibby." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south. (20 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • Tortsy said "Wanted to say thanks for the heal--Any way I can help out?" (20 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Bran Rainey said "Billy Lott (40HP) needs healing!" (exactly 12 hours ago)
  • jcbkiller said "hi" (11 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • jcbkiller said "umm hello" (11 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • blackhawk250 said "zombie outside" (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • colt commando installed a fire-damaged painting in the building. (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • Guerrilla Radio said "zombies dead now" (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • Avenger345 said "hi" (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • Dr Coriell said "Please keep the barricades at VSB so new players can get in. Thanks people." (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • luminos said "i need ammo! xD" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "That's great Tortsy, This hospital is a great place for new survivors to get a few levels. The Wiki button on your control panel screen to look for lots of info about the game, bookmark the web page and read up when you're not logged on and role playing" (57 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "for time being- search out FAK's (first aid kits) inside a lit hosp to help heal any survivors that come in and need healing. We call out persons that need healing from time to time. earn XP's and buy skills to aid your charcter (Buy Skills button)" (53 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "You'll need experience points (XP's) to buy basic survivor's skills Free-Running, Construction, Hand to Hand Comabt, Diagnosis, Shopping and Bargain Hunting before you can move around safely in the suburbs. Costs vary depending on survivor you play" (40 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "I be's a doctor so my Science skills are 75 xp ea to buy, while my Military skills are 150 xp's. All survivors need the basic skill set to get off the streets, barricade bldgs, defend yourself and help other survivors. Play like a team to have more fun" (35 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "I refuelled the genny next door (1N) for searching out fuel and searched out 2 geeny's ha, ha, who needs a geeny installed?" (30 minutes ago)
  • Chuckee D said "I made a healing run yesterday and found Dear Street Police Stat was WO and ruined (5S-3W) does anybody know if they still need a genny over there? I'll make run tomorrow to see if no one knows." (27 minutes ago)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

You broadcast "Tarasius VSB, 32 survivors present, 1 moose head..." on 27.77 MHz.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Alex Station (60HP), gangstahobo (50HP), samuraijack (60HP), misteree (56HP), CmdShepperd (60HP), Anders Larsson (60HP), Residentstevel (50HP), hotjavagirly (50HP), Franklin Dobbs (60HP), Billy Mogg (50HP), Fishykawa (50HP), Maaaaaaaaaarco (60HP), Mrs PoopHandler (60HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), Raymoncam (60HP), Durroth Deathbane (60HP), Jess Noir (50HP), 1988 adee (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), txeyen (60HP), Fat Ed (60HP), Lord Hector (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Kraxxukalf (50HP), Cross77 (50HP), 7tyfour (50HP), shamblepus (60HP), cameron shelley (50HP), sohofalco8 (50HP), Chuckee D (50HP) and Gigantis (60HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here. One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed moose head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre ~ VSB onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's JohnDead.

You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.
You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 48 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 44 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 36 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 36 HP.

You fire at JohnDead and miss.
You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire at JohnDead and miss.

You fire at JohnDead and miss.
You fire your shotgun at JohnDead for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 28 HP.You fire your shotgun at JohnDead for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.You fire at JohnDead and miss.

You reload your shotgun.
You reload your shotgun.You reload your pistol.You reload your pistol.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your shotgun at JohnDead for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.
You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

You hook the generator up.

Monday, September 14, 2009

A loud groaning from very close by ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (11 minutes ago)

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Dr Mefford (56HP), Belle Snow (56HP), Chuckee D (46HP), Residentstevel (46HP), densoi (53HP), PilarownsSam (40HP), Alex Station (50HP), cameron shelley (43HP), Fid Bronks (46HP), hotjavagirly (40HP), Durroth Deathbane (53HP), gangstahobo (43HP), samuraijack (53HP), misteree (60HP), Raymoncam (60HP), CmdShepperd (60HP), Fishykawa (50HP), Rex Stuart (60HP), Shin Kensei (50HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), gobuick (50HP), Antiartillary (50HP), Guerrilla Radio (50HP), 7tyfour (50HP), Kiloditer (60HP), Lord Hector (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Melanie Fairbairn (50HP), Dr Coriell (60HP) and sohofalco8 (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed moose head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre ~ VSB onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "20 zeds outside Flooks - we need more fresh meat!" (9 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • sohofalco8 said "healed the people in flooks, but 22 zeds outside still." (8 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • sohofalco8 said "random zed outside and 2 in bragg." (49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (27 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (27 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (11 minutes ago
You say "Good work soho, Flooks is still up and running so anyone who can go help 'cade down there is appreciated! As for our rotter Penny, hahahah.. listen to her pitiful cries and yelps! That's Z talk for Heelp Meee! But there's no help for you here Pennny... "

You say "Alright, strap 'm down to the gurney, grab Hole Hawg and start drilling a core sample GRRRRNNNGG... Ok, now hacksaw for the hands... -splunk- -splunk- the bucket of hands is almost full, Dr Station do we have another freezer somewhere? Now the Sawzall..."

You say "GRAZZZZZKKKKK--- Eww, bisecting a Zombie is messy business~! Looks like this eyeball is still good, SCHULLPP-- Put it in the icecube tray heh heh... that'll give Jason Henry a bit of a shock... heh heh... Ok dump this carcass, all finished!"

You say "Alright XP Bonanza!!!! Dr Mefford, Belle Snow, Chuckee D, Residentstevel, densoi, PilarownsSam, Alex Station, cameron shelley, Fid Bronks, hotjavagirly, Durroth Deathbane, gangstahobo , samuraijack all need healing! Thanks Pennnnny!!"

Sunday, September 13, 2009

17 Z outside....,keep the cades up, A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here are Uncle Lu (60HP), Ashoreth (60HP), jenjen88 (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), spaz kid (60HP), Podman (60HP), danmal (60HP), Doctor Mudd (60HP), giligong (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP) and John Greenhilt (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111TillTheDayIDie onto a wall.

There are four zombies here. You recognise Hitlerdad amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (8 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (8 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • NaughtyTreeBob began to rebuild the barricades, using a piece of lab equipment. (8 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • NaughtyTreeBob killed a zombie. (8 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (7 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • 27.77 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Micheal Summers began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty medical cabinet. (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • Micheal Summers killed a zombie. (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Podman began to rebuild the barricades, using a lab bench. (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • Podman said "gas+flare hit on zombie number 1" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • giligong revivified a zombie. (5 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • giligong said "17 Z outside....,keep the cades up" (5 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Okashima Maru began to rebuild the barricades, using a drinks machine. (5 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Scoutie McScouterton. (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 53 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged DieZombieDieDie out into the street. (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Aethenor. (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • danmal began to rebuild the barricades, using a floor lamp. (4 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Hrrh Mrrh" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Lynndystar. (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed NaughtyTreeBob. (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Bran Rainey began to rebuild the barricades, using a bookshelf. (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
  • Doctor Mudd revivified a zombie. (exactly 1 hour ago) ...and again.
  • Bran Rainey healed you for 10 HP. (31 minutes ago)

Saturday, September 12, 2009

outside the Flooks Building,is a mob of twenty zombies

You are standing outside the Flooks Building, a small grey-stone building which has partially collapsed. You recognise it as being owned by NecroTech. The building has been lightly barricaded.

There is a mob of twenty zombies here. You recognise DracoBahamut, Tweek Johnson, Hitlerdad and MR PH33R amongst them.

There are eleven dead bodies here. You recognise txeyen, Jason Henry, Gristletooth and Frank N Style amongst them.

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Scoutie McScouterton (53HP), Aethenor (56HP), NaughtyTreeBob (56HP), Uncle Lu (50HP), Ashoreth (56HP), Podman (56HP), jenjen88 (56HP), Lynndystar (60HP), danmal (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), DieZombieDieDie (60HP) and spaz kid (60HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111TillTheDayIDie onto a wall.

There are four zombies here.

Dragging a lab bench past the zombies, you reinforce the barricade.

  • You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (8 minutes ago)
  • HuckleBoogie said "sup gangstassssss!!!! EAT LEAD MOFOS!!!" (8 minutes ago)
  • HuckleBoogie killed a zombie. (6 minutes ago)
  • HuckleBoogie said "LATER BOYS!!!" (5 minutes ago)

1111TillTheDayIDie

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Capt Rick Grimes (50HP), txeyen (60HP), Xhelhai (60HP), Jason Henry (60HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), DieZombieDieDie (60HP), Lynndystar (60HP), Scoutie McScouterton (60HP), Ashoreth (60HP), spaz kid (60HP), danmal (60HP), Aethenor (39HP), giligong (60HP), Uncle Lu (60HP), jenjen88 (60HP) and NaughtyTreeBob (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111TillTheDayIDie onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed GeneralMeurow. (7 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Doctor Mudd. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • giligong began to rebuild the barricades, using a filing cabinet. (5 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • giligong said "don't dump the body...." (5 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Aethenor said "16Zs outside." (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
  • John Greenhilt began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty medical cabinet. (56 minutes ago)
You restore 10 hit points to Capt Rick Grimes, taking them to 60. You cure their infection.
You restore 10 hit points to Aethenor, taking them to 49.You restore 10 hit points to Aethenor, taking them to 59.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Squadron1111's finest

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. Splashes and prints of blood have dried on the walls. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Dr Coriell (59HP) and Jason Henry (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111TillTheDayIDie onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Dr Coriell installed a generator in the building. (5 minutes ago)
  • shamblepus refuelled the generator. (5 minutes ago)

Since your last turn:

  • 27.77 MHz: "1111 has Flooks Bldg VHB and lit, prepare for assault by Zs" (9 minutes ago)
  • Jason Henry said "Buh Huh, Buh Huh *hic* I'm the drunken human beatbox ninjas*hic*" (4 minutes ago)

You say "-all three clasp hands- Squadron1111's finest... reunited at the Flooks, can't beat that! well done gentlemen, here's to us... -clink-"

1111 commence attack on Flooks! Blast on 'em!

You broadcast "1111 commence attack on Flooks! Blast on 'em!" on 27.77 MHz.

You enter the building.

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The floor and walls are stained with splashes of dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is shamblepus (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Zombies have cooties onto a wall.

There are two zombies here.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 28 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.


You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 42 HP.You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 34 HP.

You spray 1111TillTheDayIDie here. Your spraycan hisses and runs out.

Since your last turn:

You say "hahah Yeah keep blastin on these Z's! We are retaking Flooks like it or not, here comes 1111 ... now you die! If a zombie can die. Which they can't. But anyways, keep shootin'!!!!!"



Wednesday, September 9, 2009

It's JohnDead...

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are eyeballchambers (50HP), Doctor Henry McCoy (50HP), Marsha W (50HP), Mister Zombeh (60HP), misteree (60HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Gooler (60HP), The Larch (50HP), Alex Station (60HP), Mungroe (60HP), Antiartillary (46HP), Thomas Sanchez (50HP), maomaoNaZ (60HP), Xaostica (50HP), Durroth Deathbane (56HP), Fishykawa (50HP), Dr Mefford (56HP), Eva West (50HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), Spartan11pieh (60HP), Residentstevel (50HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), Chuckee D (46HP), txeyen (56HP), CrakShot (50HP), Gigantis (56HP), Revengencer (50HP), Ophelia J (50HP), Kiloditer (60HP), 7tyfour (46HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), densoi (60HP), sohofalco8 (50HP), giligong (60HP), cameron shelley (50HP) and Cain Rus (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed eagle, a stuffed moose head and a stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre ~ VSB onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's JohnDead.

You fire at JohnDead and miss. You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 38 HP.You fire your shotgun at JohnDead for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 30 HP.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire your shotgun at JohnDead for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 22 HP.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 18 HP.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 14 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 10 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 6 HP.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 2 HP.You fire at JohnDead and miss.You fire your pistol at JohnDead for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.You clear a body out of the building.

pump the glittering serum

You are standing in Bragg Park.

Somebody has spraypainted Revivification1111 onto a tree.

There are four dead bodies here. They all smell strange. You recognise Belle Snow, Mister Bippers and Killer X747 amongst them.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Killer X747's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Antiartillary

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Sgt NicholaiGinovaef (50HP), adee 1988 (60HP), eyeballchambers (50HP), Gooler (60HP), Spartan11pieh (60HP), Alex Station (60HP), Durroth Deathbane (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), HuckleBoogie (60HP), txeyen (60HP), giligong (60HP), misteree (60HP), MrJealousy (60HP), Doctor Henry McCoy (50HP), Antiartillary (50HP), Marsha W (50HP), densoi (60HP), The Larch (50HP), Chuckee D (50HP), Micheal Summers (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), Kiloditer (60HP) and gobuick (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed eagle.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre ~ VSB onto a wall.

You say "Antiartillary, welcome to Squadron1111. Get a radio and tune it to 27.77 for mission updates. Tarasius is our main base, work out of here until you've leveled up. Everyone, a warm welcome to Antiartillary, new 1111 member. May he fight with honor..."

You broadcast "gobuick & Antiartillary are the newest 1111's. Welcome..." on 27.77 MHz.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Franz Molotov destroyed the generator. You fire your pistol at Franz Molotov: They die.

You are inside Club Hill, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are DrKinetic, Door Mat, derik666, spaceboyUF, Corsac, Slacker Alex, Franz Molotov and RAD24.

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Since your last turn:

  • Franz Molotov destroyed the generator. (58 minutes ago)
  • RAD24 said "Thanks tMonk, nice to meet you too. We''ll be sure to remember Tarasius, and you're group is welcome here. As long as you're not PKer's, we've been having trouble with them lately ;)" (49 minutes ago)

You say "No doubt those punks are irritating. Red Scum, and Legends of Lameness have been shooting at us but we ignore them like the ants they are. Not worth the time, revives are quick at Bragg Park so we just shrug and carry on the war vs zeds.."


You fire at Franz Molotov in the darkness, but miss.

You fire your pistol at Franz Molotov for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

We also have a bucket of hands...

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here are Doctor Henry McCoy (50HP), Dick Laurent (60HP), Gooler (60HP), adee 1988 (60HP), Belle Snow (60HP), Jason Henry (60HP), Durroth Deathbane (60HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60HP), Spartan11pieh (60HP), Alex Station (60HP), salientlucidity (60HP), Callan Hunter (60HP), Zombberific (60HP), MBT Mousey (60HP), densoi (60HP), Scrunge (50HP), giligong (60HP), Linda Dutchie (60HP), Kiloditer (60HP) and Bran Rainey (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital & Zombie Research Centre VSB++ onto a wall.

You say "Morning everyone, glad to see you all. Current plan is to return to VSB today, and stay that way as long as we can. That will require vigilance on the 'cades and defending nearby bldgs so the Z keep busy away from here... DO NOT OVER CADE!!! THanks!!!"

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.You smash at the barricade.You smash at the barricade.You smash at the barricade.You smash at the barricade.You smash at the barricade. It creaks.You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.

The building has been very strongly barricaded.

You broadcast "Tarasius at VSB++ open for low level folks! DO NOT OVER CADE" on 27.77 MHz.


You say "Tarasius is a field hosptial in the middle of a war zone. Lerwill has been red more often than not for years, and we provide shelter for the wounded, deperate and infected. We also have a bucket of hands to sew on. Our goal is to defend the weak...."

  • Linda Dutchie said "Thanks for the heal! :-)... and thank you for the warm welcome, Tassajaramonk" (1 minute ago)

You say "Hosptial radio is 27.77 if any nearby bldgs get invaded, radio us for help and we'll send healers. Squadron1111 defends this hospital and revives at Bragg Park. Please join our crusade to defend this corner of Malton and provide aid to the wounded...."

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Langman Lane Fire Station: further barricading

You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The building has been lightly barricaded. Also here is King Zu (45HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted EternalVigilance1111 onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 11 HP.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 7 HP.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 3 HP.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.