Saturday, January 31, 2009

A zombie clawed

You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Line up for brain rot revives! Consent assumed. onto a wall.

There is a mob of fifteen zombies here.

There are four dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Mr Hatchet. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
  • Sonja Red began to rebuild the barricades, using a table. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie said "H! Harmanz!! Gan mah zambah hab zahm bra!nz, braaz?" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "H! B!bb!n!!! Hagz anh gh!zzaz!!" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie began to rebuild the barricades, using a sofa from the lobby. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at newton pippin. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "H! HrzzahRrzzah!" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Q Bee. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Bagmanz habb namah bra!nz. Zahn marh bagmanz an bag-zazzahz rrh MAHB." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Namah namah MZM narzahz. NAAAAAAAAAM..." (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Kaultz. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed newton pippin. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Grzzahz! HA! -HRAZZAHRAZZAH!" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)

You are dead.

You are lying outside the Preston Building

You are inside the Preston Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

You hook the generator up.
You refuel the generator.

You are lying outside the Preston Building, a four-storey grey-stone building flanked by trees. You recognise it as being owned by NecroTech. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.


There are three zombies here.

There are 91 dead bodies here. You recognise Candy Rotten amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (45 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (45 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Hrrh hra. Rrrrh rarh?" (43 minutes ago)
  • CurOttawa killed a zombie. (43 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (42 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in the Preston Building. (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (42 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • Kent Wiltshire began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty medical cabinet. (41 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (41 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (40 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (40 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (40 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (40 minutes ago)
  • SquiggyJames killed a zombie. (39 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (38 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (37 minutes ago)
  • Dr Buttz dumped your body out onto the street. (34 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Friday, January 30, 2009

the final ending of the cycle of birth and death...

You are inside the Pippard Building. The laboratories have been ruined...Thick trails of dried, smeared blood run across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Clinic closed due to bitey customers. EHB Cades!! onto a wall.

There are five zombies here. There is a dead body here.

You hook the generator up.

You refuel the generator.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead.
ExDee The Emotion's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Green LEDs flash along the side of the syringe as it connects to the wireless NecroNet - you push the needle into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its corrupted brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping onto the tiled floor as if dead. AchmedTheTerrorist's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Green LEDs flash along the side of the syringe as it connects to the wireless NecroNet - you push the needle into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its corrupted brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping onto the tiled floor as if dead. Bagenholt's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

You say "The Buddha Said: All living beings, whether born from eggs or from the womb, all living beings will eventually be led by me to the final Nirvana, the final ending of the cycle of birth and death..."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Tathāgata said...

You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Clinic closed due to bitey customers. EHB Cades!! onto a wall.

There is a horde of thirty-three zombies here. You recognise kibbs, Ass of Jack, Santana Banana, Candy Rotten and Mobbo amongst them.

There are eight dead bodies here.

You say "Tathāgata said: Whoever here is restrained in body, speech, & awareness; who makes merit while he's alive: that will be for his bliss after death. "

  • You lost 1HP to your infection.

You fire your pistol at Candy Rotten for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.

all characteristics are in fact no-characteristics

You are inside the Pippard Building.

There is a horde of twenty-four zombies here. You recognise Norbert Von Huge, kibbs, Ass of Jack, Santana Banana, Teefee, Mobbo and Candy Rotten amongst them.

There are eight dead bodies here.

You say "Buddha said: Subhuti, wheresoever are material characteristics there is delusion; but whoso perceives that all characteristics are in fact no-characteristics, perceives the Tathagata. "

RETREAT! Abandon Pippard. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are nxs (50HP), Bad Shift (46HP), Laura Spencer (56HP), chingale (46HP), Wurt (46HP), zatog1 (43HP), Alice Cuinn (56HP), Germaine Morrigan (46HP), coreyd (53HP), Dillon Miller (51HP), Christopher Penfold (46HP), Rupert Rolson (55HP), Vilhelm123 (56HP), Uncle Lu (46HP), Ulrike Kreuz (56HP), Breakdance Lou (47HP), Caesar Augustus (53HP), Pozarnik Soptik (51HP) and AuroraOtter (14HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Somebody has spraypainted Clinic closed due to bitey customers. EHB Cades!! onto a wall.

There is a horde of twenty-two zombies here. You recognise kibbs, Candy Rotten and Mobbo amongst them.

There are eight dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • AuroraOtter said "I'm pretty scared to be inside a building surrounded by a zombie horde, but since I've stolen many of MCM's first aid kits, I ought to give something back. For example, shoving furniture in windows and doors." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • A Hunter said "Does anyone know if the mall is saf for an ammo run?" (8 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • EmmyJay said "51 zeds outside." (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • Uncle Lu said "Have no fear Uncle Lu is awake :D" (8 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • Uncle Lu said "Ok put up cades to EHB since they are sleeping that way that should buy some time." (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • Uncle Lu said "15 uglies outside seems like they thought better than to try and come in here. ;)" (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Uncle Lu said "I'm sleepy,I know so quick but I'll be back to save your hides tommorrow. :)" (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • sherry stringfield began to rebuild the barricades, using a bookshelf. (6 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Creedence Ranks died from an infection. (5 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Creedence Ranks rose from the dead as a zombie. (5 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (5 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (5 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Harduk revivified a zombie. (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • Harduk said "Cades back at EHB from QSB." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • pZerman destroyed the generator. (5 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mhz-z!z!-naan!z-z!aa-azan.aazbzzn-z-zz-gn.zzzbn.zzn-n.baaahnaaz!n.nnzmzb-zn.aa-azann-aaa-azan.aan-zmzbzzzbn-aazbz?aan-zmz-z?n.n,baaanz-b-aaahnaazn-bz?-aaazann-gn.aannaaz!n.-gzb-gn.bgaahn-aaazbz?aa-bzznzn.n-z-znzbzzn?aaz-n!aannaanzz!zb-azbz?zaaaz-n!n!zbn-n" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at itself. (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • Robert Neville Sr began to rebuild the barricades, using a drinks machine. (4 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • Orion DeAugustine killed a zombie. (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Sonja Red said "I would love to revive you there, buddy, but you can see we don't have a generator. We are all so exhausted from finding off a horde for days that we aren't likely to get a genny soon. If you leave we can arrange a revive (tinyurl.com/48tord)" (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • killermon12 said "wow things are hectic in here this sure ain't gonna be a fun ride" (exactly 4 hours ago)
  • Q Bee said "AuroraOtter we definately appreciate you sticking around and helping! Just being able to heal and cade is indredably important for sieges. Thanks for sticking around. Uncle Lu once again, THANK YOU for your late night cading!" (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie said "ARRR! MARH MAHB ZAMBAHZ! -!Z ZAH BARHAHRAH GARZA!RZ, RAN HARMANZ RAN, AR ZAMBAHZ GANNA NAHM NAHM! MAHB -!N ZAH MRH-BARN, BR!NG!NG ZAH BARHAH!" (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Violet Begonia. (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at LuthorR. (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "ZARGAR BARGARZ!" (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia rose from the dead as a zombie. (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee revivified a zombie. (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia stood up. (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee began to rebuild the barricades, using a whiteboard. (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia began to rebuild the barricades, using a wooden crate. (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia began to rebuild the barricades, using a cubicle divider. (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia began to rebuild the barricades, using a wooden crate. (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 37 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (3 hours and 34 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • DrBoebboff began to rebuild the barricades, using a cubicle divider. (3 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • lagn began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty medical cabinet. (3 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • ArgonV killed a zombie. (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • lagn said "Run away! Run away!" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Alvy Fang said "i'm so outta here." (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed EmmyJay. (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie revivified a zombie. (3 hours and 1 minute ago) ...and again. (exactly 3 hours ago)
  • A zombie killed Stranger Among You. (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Graagh! Gazahrz! MAHB MAHB MAHB!! Barhah!!" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Catrame. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "BrahnzAhzZahBahn! HARRAH MAH HRAN! MAH ZAMBAH -!Z ZAH HABBAH NAH! GAM AHN AN ZMAZH, GRAB AHN MAZH ZAH HARMANZ! NAH MAHR MRH-BARN, NAH MAHR BAZAAR, NAH MAHR MZM BAGBARN! MAHB! MAHB! BARHAH!" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • LuthorR revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? HARHARHARHARHARHARH!" (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • LuthorR said "Rise up and fight! Meet the head on. Fight them with tooth and nail....or start running" (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Rotten Triffid stood up. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Michael Murphy out into the street. (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • CurOttawa killed a zombie. (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Clayhateszeds installed a generator in the building. (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • DeadyDeadDead refuelled the generator. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • DeadyDeadDead revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • JJ Kid revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the generator. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • OldJimmy stood up. (2 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Q Bee said "Time to fly my pretties! Heading to the NB/SB boarder....oh and your little dog too! BTW, I am most disappointed in the MOB. All of those cookies I consummed to make myself tasty...oh well." (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Bagrnhrh Mrh?" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
  • jaggeddragon killed a zombie. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
  • igotgun said "OMG!!! how the heck should i do!!!!" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Dream QQ out into the street. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Kaultz out into the street. (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
  • igotgun said "i think i gonna start going now i'm around here somewhere maybe hospital =X" (1 hour and 1 minute ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (53 minutes ago)
  • Animal Steele killed a zombie. (47 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (31 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Q Bee. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mah narman! Naaaaaaaaaaah!" (29 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Mere Bystander. (28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Mr Hatchet. (27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Lex'r. (26 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Laverne Whatsherface. (26 minutes ago)
  • Sonja Red said "RETREAT! Abandon Pippard. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Save yourselves!" (25 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Trey Richards. (23 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (23 minutes ago)
  • Lex'r rose from the dead as a zombie. (22 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed killermon12. (18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Rob Lefter. (18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Dr Freefly. (13 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (11 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie dragged fagbanks out into the street. (1 minute ago)

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Combat Revive Brain Rot

You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are pwnedubitch1 (60HP), Stanton5331 (50HP), Catrame (60HP), Michael Murphy (60HP), Sephiroth Reaper (60HP), Dream QQ (60HP), Cain Lassiter (60HP), dead gary coleman (60HP), Thom Bywhan (60HP), Oldballs (60HP), Q Bee (60HP), Mr Hatchet (60HP), Lex'r (50HP), Uncle Lu (60HP), Axen Moon (60HP), 8thmartini (50HP), Rupert Rolson (60HP), linkthewindow (60HP), killermon12 (60HP), igotgun (60HP), Robot 1 (50HP), fagbanks (50HP), Vilhelm123 (60HP), Pyte (60HP), EmmyJay (60HP), Sonja Red (60HP), Boots the Monkey (60HP), Violet Begonia (60HP) and Feisty Old Granny (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Clinic closed due to bitey customers. EHB Cades!! onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise kibbs.

You refuel the generator.

Searching the building, you find a revivification syringe.

Green LEDs flash along the side of the syringe as it connects to the wireless NecroNet - you push the needle into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its corrupted brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping onto the tiled floor as if dead. kibbs's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

  • Violet Begonia said "Thanks, tassajaramonk! Great work there! *high fives* Combat revives are addictive. I'm low on AP now and heading home to MCM." (1 minute ago)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Access NecroNet

You log in, and bring up a view of DNA-scanned specimens in the surrounding area.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

If anyone slaughters a living being...

You are inside the Flooks Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted FAK'emAll@1111 onto a wall.

There are three zombies here.

There is a dead body here.

You say "The Buddha Said: If anyone slaughters a living being for sake of the Tathagata or any of his disciples, he thereby creates much demerit in five instances."

You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 48 HP.

You clear a body out of the building. You clear a body out of the building.

You close all the doors of the building.

You fire at the zombie and miss.You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.

There is a lone zombie here.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

In the sky, there is no distinction...


You say "The Awakened One said: In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true. "

You are inside the Butson Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Capt Rick Grimes (60HP) and vatgrownmeat (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Forever1111 onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise a fallen angel.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Moui's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

There is a dead body here.

You clear a body out of the building.

Friday, January 9, 2009

whether born from eggs or from the womb...

You are inside Bidgood Way Police Dept. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor and walls are marked with splashes of blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Keep this building at EHB at all times. onto a wall.

There is a group of eight zombies here. You recognise Sammy Sweetmeat, Ngosi, Whitehouse and Ratherder amongst them.

There are three dead bodies here.

You say "The Buddha Said: All living beings, whether born from eggs or from the womb, all living beings will eventually be led by me to the final Nirvana, the final ending of the cycle of birth and death."

You say "And when this infinite number of living beings have all been liberated, in truth not even a single being has actually been liberated."

You smash the fuel can over the zombie's head for 1 damage. Some fuel sloshes onto the ground. They drop to 41 HP.

You attack Sammy Sweetmeat with a flare gun and miss.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

You smash the side of the crate...

You are standing outside Marven Mall, a narrow yellow-stone building with a collapsed roof. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Lights are on inside, and red, green and white Christmas lights edge the windows.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111NeverSurrender onto a wall.

There are three dead bodies here. You recognise xuanwu.

You smash the side of the crate open. Inside, you find a portable generator and some fuel.