Sunday, November 30, 2008

You recognise xuanwu

You are standing outside a factory, a tall yellow-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. There are two zombies here.There are four dead bodies here. You recognise xuanwu amongst them.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord. xuanwu's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

You enter the building.
You are inside the Hambro Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Jason Magnum (60HP), Bass Junkie14 (45HP), digitizer (35HP), Kendrickson (52HP) and vatgrownmeat (47HP).

Somebody has spraypainted panacea 1111 onto a wall.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Also here is vatgrownmeat...

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.There is a lone zombie here.

You say "The Buddha said, No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed."

You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 4 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using a desk, you begin to build a barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here is vatgrownmeat (37HP).

Thursday, November 27, 2008

ZeddyRuxpin headshot1111

You find your route blocked by a collapsed wall, and are forced to street level.
You are standing outside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.There are four zombies here. You recognise Dr Coriell amongst them.There are ten dead bodies here.

You enter the building.You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.There are two zombies here. You recognise ZeddyRuxpin and Vulgarpigeon.

You say "The Buddha spoke: Those who recite and be mindful of the name of the dragon Krkala, will eliminate demonic obstructions in their present lifetimes, and be reborn in the peaceful and blissful world in their subsequent lifetimes."

You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 49 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 45 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 41 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 37 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 33 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 29 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 21 HP.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 13 HP.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 5 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 1 HP.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

You are inside the Hayler Building. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here are Maunder (55HP), James Eastgate (34HP), burninmylight (26HP) and Unyaa (3HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
Somebody has spraypainted Redemption 1111 onto a wall.

Using a wooden crate, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a smashed desk, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now...

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

panacea 1111....

You are standing outside Langman Lane Fire Station, a four-storey concrete building surrounded by railings. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.There are four zombies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat amongst them.There are two dead bodies here.

There are three zombies here. There are three dead bodies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.
There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. vatgrownmeat's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

You enter the building.You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There are three zombies here.There is a dead body here.
You are inside the Hambro Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Jason Magnum (60HP), digitizer (40HP), Jeb Xoel (30HP) and vatgrownmeat (42HP).

Somebody has spraypainted panacea 1111 onto a wall.

The floor is flecked with dried blood.....

You are standing outside St Willibrord's Hospital, a fire-damaged metal-and-glass building, covered with graffiti. The building's doors have been secured. Through the broken windows, you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

There are four zombies here.
There are eight dead bodies here.

You enter the building.

The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are Teryks (21HP), 24292616 (11HP) and Capt Rick Grimes (53HP).
Somebody has spraypainted headshot 1111 onto a wall.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using an empty bed, you begin to build a barricade.
Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
The building has been quite strongly barricaded.....

The lights go on in Clayton Cinema

You enter the building.
You are inside Clayton Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been secured.
You hook the generator up.
You refuel the generator.
You repair the damage to the building. (5AP)
Using some seats, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a row of seats, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using some loose planks, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a row of seats, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a projector, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a projector, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.
Using some loose planks, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add some loose planks to the barricade, but can't find a place for them....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Get your needles & FAK & hide...

You are inside Tompson Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been very heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 68 survivors gathered here. [list names].

Somebody has spraypainted ExectutioN@1111 onto a wall.

You broadcast "RRF is coming, everyone in Lockettside will die. Flee now!" on 27.20 MHz.
You broadcast "Get your needles & FAK & hide until they leave, RUN!!" on 27.20 MHz.
You broadcast "If you stay and fight, they just get xp & your life is wasted" on 27.20 MHz.

Monday, November 24, 2008

More Revenge on Gore Corps...

You are inside St Alexander's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 96 survivors gathered here.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your shotgun at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your pistol at Psycho Killer.
You fire at Psycho Killer and miss.
You fire your shotgun at Psycho Killer.
They die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You reload your shotgun.....

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Revenge on the Gore Corps...

You are inside Major Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Nikimaru (50HP), FireVixen (44HP), Agent Rubber Piggy (50HP), Fred Costello (60HP), Johnny Bass (60HP), Senator Incitatus (60HP), Dark Balter (22HP), golam (26HP), Speratus Spore (50HP), sunb0rn (59HP) and John Haven (28HP).

You say "The Buddha said, No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed."

You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 18 HP.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 10 HP.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your shotgun at golam for 10 damage, they drop to 2 HP.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire at golam in the darkness, but miss.
You fire your pistol at golam for 5 damage, they die.

Friday, November 21, 2008

inside Tompson Mall

You are inside Tompson Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Sirs (60HP), Inner Hollow (50HP), DiscoSux (60HP), Porco Russo (60HP), hamburgerface (60HP), Jesse Stevenson (50HP), Alex Howell (60HP), AAAGuy (60HP), Ewisher (60HP), saede kyrielis (60HP), JonVendetta (60HP), benhumped (60HP), frysimp (60HP), Farkos (60HP), Dmitribeta (50HP), Super Slikkk (50HP), JP 30 06 (60HP), Professor Skridlow (60HP), theunitmonster (60HP), Brigander (60HP), Coldwater (60HP), Darthwing (50HP), Vitu Brazil (50HP), Vitu Brazuka (60HP), Scotty O (60HP), devilf88 (60HP), Miashara (60HP), 7xabelsx7 (50HP), Nano Mikey (60HP), Sub Eng (60HP), Thug Behram (60HP), NuttyCheese (60HP), fcriseku (60HP) and Bill Hands (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.20 MHz. One of the shops has been decorated with two conceptual paintings and an African painting.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun.
Searching the store, you find a pistol clip.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a pistol.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.
Searching the store, you find a shotgun shell.

the dust is never raised...

You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building's doors have been left wide open.

There is a horde of thirty zombies here. You recognise Tom Zarek and Buddy Z amongst them.

There are 56 dead bodies here. You recognise Lord Moloch and Dark Balter amongst them.

You say "The Buddha said, Evil-doers who denounce the wise resemble a person who spits against the sky; the spittle will never reach the sky; but comes down on himself. Evil-doers again resemble a man who stirs the dust against the wind, the dust is never raised... "

You heard a loud and low groaning...and again...and again...and again...and again

You are at Nicols Avenue. There is a mob of thirteen zombies here.
  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (7 hours and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 52 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 46 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 34 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 27 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 hours and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Capt Rick Grimes said "Eeny meeny miney mo..." (59 minutes ago)
  • Capt Rick Grimes revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (59 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (17 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 minutes ago)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The lights went out in St George's Hospital....

You are tassajaramonk and you are dead. You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted There are absolutely no humans in this building! onto a wall.

There is a horde of 51 other zombies here. You recognise Buddy Z, Tom Zarek and commando101st amongst them. There are thirty dead bodies here. You recognise Tarman2007, a runaway child and Lord Moloch amongst them.
  • A zombie gestured at the barricades. (4 minutes ago)
  • The lights went out in St George's Hospital. (31 seconds ago)

killed

You are lying outside a warehouse, a small red-brick building flanked by trees. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted un-revive point outside st George's -- onto a wall.

There are two zombies here.

There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (30 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (30 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged you out into the street. (29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (27 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (27 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (24 minutes ago)

golam shot you with a shotgun ...and again...and again...and again...and again

You are inside St George's Hospital..
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (15 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (7 seconds ago)
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (7 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (32 seconds ago) ...and again. (22 seconds ago)
  • Skip O'Fooer repaired the generator. (22 seconds ago)
  • golam shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (14 seconds ago) ...and again. (8 seconds ago) ...and again. (2 seconds ago)
You are inside a warehouse. You have 12 Hit Points....

The siege of Malton College of Medicine

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 88 survivors gathered here. [list names]

One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a faded tapestry, a dark tapestry and three glass vases.

Somebody has spraypainted Siege party! Cades EHB! Save the cookies! onto a wall.

You hook the generator up.

You refuel the generator.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Use Revivification Syringe on Dr Gre

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There is a crowd of 93 survivors gathered here. [list names]

One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a dark tapestry, a faded tapestry and three glass vases.

Somebody has spraypainted Siege party! Cades EHB! Save the cookies! onto a wall.

There is a group of seven zombies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 second ago)

You fire at the zombie and miss.

Use Revivification Syringe on (10AP)
Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Doctor Gre's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.


You clear a body out of the building.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

This one's got spunk...

You are at Nicols Avenue. Also here is Chynn (55HP).

There is a mob of eleven zombies here.
There are five dead bodies here.

You raise your arms to the sky.

You say "Hrh mrh!"

You gesture at yourself.

  • Chynn said "Well, whadayaknow? This one's got spunk." (1 minute ago)
  • Chynn revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 minute ago)

You raise your arms to the sky.....

You are tassajaramonk and you are dead.

You are at Nicols Avenue.

There is a mob of twelve other zombies here.

There are five dead bodies here.

You raise your arms to the sky.

outside St George's Hospital

You are standing outside St George's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted YOU CAN NEVER HAVE OUR COOKIES! onto a wall.

There is a horde of 54 other zombies here. You recognise Buddy Z amongst them.

There are fourteen dead bodies here.

You were killed...

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There is a lone zombie here.There are two dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Detective Conan. (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Shay Desmond. (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • Detective Conan rose from the dead as a zombie. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed a zombie. (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Capt Rick Grimes. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie's bite was infected! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • The zombie lost its grip. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • 27.73 MHz: "We will DEFEND the cookies until our last breath & beyond!" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • 27.73 MHz: "you have to go throught me, mighty oak to get our cookies!" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Monday, November 17, 2008

inside Wedderburn Auto Repair

You are inside Wedderburn Auto Repair. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Shay Desmond (51HP) and Eustance Scrubb (37HP). A dented portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Using some sections of car chassis, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a locker, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a desk, you reinforce the barricade.
Using some chairs, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a table, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add a table to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.
Using a broken door, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add an engine block to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.
Using some metal pipes, you reinforce the barricade. It's looking very strong, now - any further barricading will prevent survivors from climbing in.
You return the generator to full working order.
Searching the building, you find a fuel can.

LERWILL HEIGHTS REPORT


LERWILL HEIGHTS REPORT:

Hayler Building Ruined, 3 Z outside.
St Willibords Hospital Ruined, 3 Z outside, 5 Z inside.
Clayton Cinema VHB, 2 Z outside.
Wedderburn Auto Repair VSB, 4 Z outside.
Hambro Building EHB
Tryon Building Ruined, 2 Z outside, 3 Z inside.

Friday, November 14, 2008

finish the job...

You enter the building.
You are inside Tarasius General Hospital.
There is a lone zombie here.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

the bodhisattva's way....

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been secured. There is a lone zombie here.

You say " The Buddha said, a person who has set out on the bodhisattva's way of life should think, 'I must lead all the beings of the universe to nirvana, whether they are born from an egg, from a womb, from scum, or they miraculously appear....."

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 56 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 52 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 48 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 44 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 40 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 36 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 28 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You reload your pistol.
You reload your pistol......

ZeddyRuxpin Enters Into Bliss...

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There are three zombies here. You recognise ZeddyRuxpin. There is a dead body here.

You say "The Awakened One said: The cycle of Rebirth is endless, return to Nibbanna, enter into Bliss..."

You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire your pistol at ZeddyRuxpin for 5 damage.
You fire at ZeddyRuxpin and miss.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin for 10 damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.
You clear a body out of the building.
You close all the doors of the building.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

MCM under seige...

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded.
Also here are stevendevlin (50HP), urbanmedicine (60HP), Soldier Payne (50HP), Grumwalski (60HP), Kerstyn (50HP), Neon Spirit (60HP), celeron309309 (50HP), Fakesake (60HP), Artemis75 (50HP), drunk ass med (50HP), ErikV2 (50HP), Brain I Ac (60HP), mjrocks (50HP), Kazzman (50HP), Doctor Nuts (60HP), FireVixen (60HP), JojoRomero (60HP), William Schneider (50HP), Kazosa Kungler (50HP), Walter Beckett (60HP), Captain Anderson (60HP), Professional Duelist (60HP), the night on fire (60HP), Magnar Thomas (60HP), jobahan (60HP), Tycus (50HP), Damon Young (60HP), Pvt Neil (50HP), jazzhands mcgee (60HP), Harvey Blinkman (50HP), Sankhe (50HP), Mary Embrey (50HP), cthulhu1 (50HP), lagn (60HP), M4Y3ET0M0RR0W (50HP), Fergie the Brave (60HP), Rakisa (50HP), coreyd (60HP), Mikhayl Selmas (50HP), Zombie Fetish (60HP), Mick O'Leary (60HP), KmartLP (50HP), cornelius weathersby (50HP), Sazahn (60HP), UndeadJohnnyS (50HP), cjspearing (60HP), Trey Richards (60HP), dtscout (60HP), Myers MD (60HP), Violet Begonia (60HP), Le Penseur (60HP), FuzzyWuzzie (60HP), Mr Hatchet (60HP), mr pinkie (60HP), Gay Perry (50HP), linkthewindow (60HP), Rako Mininev (50HP), Victorius Augustus (50HP), Clied Barton (50HP), xDeniedx (60HP), Jacob O'Leary (60HP), Sonja Red (60HP), M Parsons (60HP), Feisty Old Granny (60HP), Reaper616 (50HP), Lord Viktor (50HP), naprates (50HP), desert rose (60HP), samuraijack (60HP), a large stuffed cow (60HP), Officer Sam Jackson (60HP), daemon13 (60HP), Alvy Fang (60HP), Dr Jimmy Bob (50HP), Patrick Garnsey (60HP), mebs (50HP), Barak Steele (60HP), IStillDoScience (60HP), StormGuru (60HP), JuanCarlosPelotudo (60HP), RisenJihad (60HP), GPS Unit (60HP), Skip O'Fooer (50HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), mighty oak (60HP), Ishida Uryuu (60HP), ChromeGirl (60HP), Beck Ass (60HP), Mere Bystander (60HP), Carlo Carrion (60HP), Darth Tader (60HP), Gnarps (60HP), hannes123 (60HP), Ethan Jacobs (50HP), The Dancing Potatoe (60HP), Jay Jenkins (60HP) and SoulofNight (60HP).
Using some furniture, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a vending machine, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a gurney, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add a chair to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.
You try to add a chair to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.
Using a gurney, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add some furniture to the barricade, but can't find a place for them.
The building has been very heavily barricaded.

The building has been very strongly barricaded.
Using a chair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using some furniture, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.
You try to add a vending machine to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.
The building has been heavily barricaded.

Thick trails of dried, smeared blood run across the walls and floor....

You enter the building.
You are inside a warehouse. It looks like it's been out of use since before the quarantine. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. Thick trails of dried, smeared blood run across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been secured.

Somebody has spraypainted This ruin brought to you by Undeadites. onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

You say "The Awakened One said: Whoever being depraved, devoid of self-control and truthfulness, should don the monk's yellow robe, he surely is not worthy of the robe. "

You fire your pistol at the zombie.
You fire your pistol at the zombie.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using some wooden panels, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a broken forklift, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a broken door, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a large crate, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a heavy cardboard box, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a broken door, you reinforce the barricade.
The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

You spray EnlightenmenT@1111 here....

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The reincarnation of Tassajaramonk

You are at Nicols Avenue.

Somebody has spraypainted You must be standing to be revived! onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are fifteen dead bodies here. You recognise Buddy Z and Dr Mefford amongst them.

You stand up, a buzzing in your ears fading away as you do so. Adrenaline rushes unsteadily through your bloodstream.

You are at Nicols Avenue

You are at Nicols Avenue.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are fifteen dead bodies here. You recognise Buddy Z and Dr Mefford amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • The lights came on inside St George's Hospital. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • Sankhe revivified a zombie. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • louisgab stood up. (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • louisgab extracted a DNA sample from you. (3 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • louisgab revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (3 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (37 minutes ago) ...and again. (36 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the south. (35 minutes ago)
  • You heard a low groaning 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (35 minutes ago)

at the Anderson Monument

You are at the Anderson Monument, an abstract concrete sculpture at the top of a low flight of steps.

Somebody has spraypainted In memory of the Father and his machetes. onto the monument.

There are two dead bodies here. You recognise lazaruz.

Since your last turn:

  • X11A killed a zombie. (30 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the north. (13 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (12 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago)
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (12 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (12 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by a zombie. (12 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

At 11:11 You Shall All Know Enlightenment

You are inside Marven Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Dr Stephen T Colbert (47HP), Aya Hayashi (60HP), Eyeore (60HP), Doc Killgore (60HP), LoT (60HP), Srg Stealth (60HP), Element Axeman (60HP), Tired Otto (60HP), Steve the Stalker (60HP), Stuart Tredger (50HP), paul scanlon (50HP), gugumi (50HP), Wendle X (59HP), Locobob (50HP), Rene Wintergarde (50HP), Pyro Pat (60HP), Jim Vance (50HP), Zombi Zombi (60HP), comradecommisar (50HP), RicoUK (60HP), Rik Chance (60HP), Steffsen (60HP), Azentazer (60HP), LethalPete (60HP), Thebaldone (50HP), impurity (59HP), Rutty03153 (50HP), Riley O'Connor (60HP), Veirdonis (60HP), Yakamo (60HP), gaeseki (50HP), Carl Jimmeman (50HP), Carlo Carrion (60HP), jobahan (55HP), Thorbear (60HP), Keith Larkin (60HP), paz II (60HP), Coded Civilian (50HP), Jorge Sepulveda (60HP), Healgood (60HP), InfernoBlade (50HP), tonyay163 (60HP), Will Fearow (60HP), Coldfusiont (50HP), Cunfuddled (60HP), Streen (38HP), the nich messenger (45HP), raepolice (60HP), Private Howlrunner (55HP), Ewisher (60HP), Masius Lonon (60HP), Mike Sage (60HP), Nobodyreal (60HP), Dr Magic (60HP), Kobekitty (60HP), OKletsgo (60HP), Grimnir Odinson (60HP), Daichi Sawaguchi (50HP), Vitu Bomb (50HP), Chris Cro (60HP), Paul Starke (50HP), lahopolla (58HP), p1j (30HP), steeeeeeeeeve (50HP), H Flashman (50HP), Neiklot (50HP), SnackySmore (59HP), acidspitz (60HP), janeway (60HP), Wolf Cleaner (60HP), CarmaPolice (60HP), primalgeek (48HP), LucaBrasi (55HP), Iamthesuicider (60HP), QPQPZMZM (60HP), Chunk Pylon (55HP), Jason4022 (60HP), Adolph Draco (60HP), E C Gordon (40HP), sublevel4 (60HP), Indor Starsk (50HP), TrainMan (50HP), Pa Ko (60HP), Shaun Ramsay (55HP), Ieats Urbrain (39HP), conker1 (30HP), Archlord21 (36HP), Ikcor (53HP), SoulofNight (60HP), Sergeant Ramsay (55HP), gurlgoinghost (60HP), Finron (60HP), Avathien (50HP), ghugrim (60HP), William Accel (60HP), Athonwy (55HP), Commiecrack (60HP), Freeneedles (60HP), Dave Renolds (55HP), Hagorr (60HP), Mr bech (50HP), Stringo (60HP), Enya (60HP) and LK Oddjob (49HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.99 MHz. One of the shops has been decorated with a stuffed alligator, a stuffed crocodile, two stuffed monkeys, a stuffed moose head, an impressionist sculpture, two stuffed bears, a European painting, a stuffed tiger head, a stuffed fish and a African painting.

You say "At 11:11 You Shall All Know Enlightenment, May Peace Prevail" to the fifty people nearest to you.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

You hook the generator up....

You are inside St Willibrord's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here is Sally Bright (43HP).
You hook the generator up.
A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.
You refuel the generator.
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Friday, November 7, 2008

You hit the zombie with your toolbox, they take a Headshot.

You are standing outside Mear Auto Repair, a derelict yellow-stone building with a spired roof. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined for some time. You lose your footing on the ruined building, and fall to the street below, injuring yourself.

You enter the building.

You are inside Mear Auto Repair. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. Cracks in the ceiling have let the rain in, and rust and rot creep across the damaged surfaces. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There is a lone zombie here.

You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. They drop to 22 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 12 HP.

You fire at the zombie and miss.

You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. They drop to 2 HP.

You attack the zombie with your toolbox and miss.

Exhausted, you can go no further. You are asleep.....

You wake up.

You hit the zombie with your toolbox for 2 damage. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building. You close all the doors of the building.


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Reincarnation of Digitizer

You are standing outside the Hambro Building, an imposing concrete building which has partially collapsed. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

There are two zombies here. You recognise digitizer.

There is a dead body here. It's vatgrownmeat.

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. digitizer's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.


You are standing outside Langman Lane Fire Station, a four-storey concrete building surrounded by railings. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

There is a group of eight zombies here. You recognise ZeddyRuxpin amongst them.
You fire your shotgun at ZeddyRuxpin.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

To hold either that there is a self or that there is no self is to fall into extreme forms of wrong view ...

You enter the building.You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There is one zombie here.You say "To hold either that there is a self or that there is no self is to fall into extreme forms of wrong view ..."
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 50 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 42 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 36 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 28 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 12 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie. They drop to 4 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie. They take a Headshot and die.

You clear a body out of the building.
You repair the damage to the building.
Using some furniture, you begin to build a barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a filing cabinet, you reinforce the barricade.
Using an empty bed, you reinforce the barricade.
Using a wheelchair, you reinforce the barricade.
The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

Enlightenment is Bliss, the Extinction of Suffering

You enter the building.You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The doors to the street have been left wide open. There are two zombies here.
You say "Enlightenment is Bliss, the Extinction of Suffering "
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your pistol at the zombie for 5 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 1 point of that damage. They drop to 32 HP.
You fire at the zombie and miss.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 24 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 16 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They drop to 8 HP.
You fire your shotgun at the zombie for 10 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.
You clear a body out of the building.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Massacre @ Tarasius General...

You find your route blocked by a collapsed wall, and are forced to street level.
You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. There are three zombies here. There are four dead bodies here. You recognise vatgrownmeat amongst them.


You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. Splashes and prints of blood have dried on the walls. The doors to the street have been left wide open.There are four zombies here. You recognise Michael Novotny amongst them. There are two dead bodies here. You recognise Dr Coriell and Capt Rick Grimes.....