all characteristics are in fact no-characteristics

You are inside the Pippard Building.

There is a horde of twenty-four zombies here. You recognise Norbert Von Huge, kibbs, Ass of Jack, Santana Banana, Teefee, Mobbo and Candy Rotten amongst them.

There are eight dead bodies here.

You say "Buddha said: Subhuti, wheresoever are material characteristics there is delusion; but whoso perceives that all characteristics are in fact no-characteristics, perceives the Tathagata. "